Thank you to @HowIsSharon on Twitter for inspiration, and to Dame Jackie Woodburne for, as well as everything else, always giving exquisite face.

A horny aging frat boy who despite being middle management in an occasionally-successful global hotel chain is living with his mother's brother's ex wife, her husband and his 40 year old daughter. What a catch!

I can't even remember whether they ended up being boyfriends and I also could not be less interested in finding out.

This is so funny to me because do you know about the Neighbours character called Marlene who went on a six-month cruise in 1997 and just never came back? (She was still on it when she did this cameo for the 20th anniversary... eight years later.)

Yeah, I haven't seen anything anywhere about how long it's all going to stay up there. I worry the whole thing's just gonna disappear without warning on Dec 31st or something 😬

Current (underrated in my opinion) version for completeness. That "good fri-e-e-ends" pulls at my heartstrings every time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Gl...

Ah, I tagged you in this a few days ago cos I don't know if you do Instagram, then deleted it after I saw your post about not reading spoilers. But now I know you know... this post felt like it was written just for (/by) you!

Also Wendy throwing herself into unnecessary cleaning, like Susan did when she found out about Sarah.

I mean, we have a whole heap of our own nonsense but it is absolutely wild to my British brain that being able to afford healthcare is something you have to think about. My sister and nieces live in the US so it's not like I don't know about it but every time I'm reminded, it blows my mind anew!