Carly
@tacochampagne.bsky.social
Emoji Analytic major at Aminé University
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(she/her)
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(she/her)
Shrinkflation has gone too far
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Shrinkflation has gone too far
I only had to unfollow two people yesterday 👍
September 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I only had to unfollow two people yesterday 👍
Went to two bars with a pimple sticker on my face and only got I.D’d once
July 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Went to two bars with a pimple sticker on my face and only got I.D’d once
Nothing humbles you like food poisoning
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing humbles you like food poisoning
Finding this in Oregon?? Unheard of
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Finding this in Oregon?? Unheard of
The r/jewelry subreddit is pissing me off. It’s just a bunch of fragile men asking “does this look feminine on me?” and blurry hallmark stamps with the question “what does this mean?” IDK WE CANT SEE IT
March 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The r/jewelry subreddit is pissing me off. It’s just a bunch of fragile men asking “does this look feminine on me?” and blurry hallmark stamps with the question “what does this mean?” IDK WE CANT SEE IT
My coworker asked me why I wasn’t wearing my blue light blockers during a meeting and I had to tell her I broken them because I ran into a door…
March 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My coworker asked me why I wasn’t wearing my blue light blockers during a meeting and I had to tell her I broken them because I ran into a door…
A person I took college art classes with works at a bar where if you prove you’re on a dating app date, you get a free shot
March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A person I took college art classes with works at a bar where if you prove you’re on a dating app date, you get a free shot
If someone could come sedate me for 10 days that would awesome
March 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If someone could come sedate me for 10 days that would awesome
Rich in open air salt
February 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Rich in open air salt
I got this mid gossip sess with @laurenjanelle.bsky.social
February 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I got this mid gossip sess with @laurenjanelle.bsky.social
I made a whole bowl of tteokbokki only for it to taste like nail polish remover 🥴
February 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I made a whole bowl of tteokbokki only for it to taste like nail polish remover 🥴
The fact that there’s an active and thriving sub Reddit for Rock Of Love… gives me hope for life I guess?
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The fact that there’s an active and thriving sub Reddit for Rock Of Love… gives me hope for life I guess?
My Bitch Please perfume fell into my hamper and survived the washer
February 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My Bitch Please perfume fell into my hamper and survived the washer
Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to go outside and build a stick fort
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to go outside and build a stick fort
Can someone make a crunchy corn nut snack that doesn’t smell like animal pee???
January 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Can someone make a crunchy corn nut snack that doesn’t smell like animal pee???
My hangover Burgerville breakfast vs. Casserole
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My hangover Burgerville breakfast vs. Casserole
If this is not a Tweet… is it a Blube??
January 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If this is not a Tweet… is it a Blube??