I don't need therapy, I need $50,000 in unmarked bills

Getting the Publix brand is the second cheapest way to get soda. The cheapest being going to the soda fountain at your local gas station and filling up a gas can with mountain dew while the only employee is busy watching an 80 year-old 60 year-old scratch off 10 tickets right at the counter.

I swear I've seen a dozen people post this exact image like it's some profound knowledge

I'm so tired of this Google algorithm bullshit. Every time I start playing a new game on my phone I get bombarded with videos about it on my YouTube feed.

I don't need 30 dudes telling me how good Balatro is.
I KNOW, MAN

Why does the beef make noise when I freeze it

Disturbing the peace is such a funny crime.
"Arrested for causing a ruckus"

Copped the goats for $12

My favorite kind of funny image is where there's a handgun on a table unrelated to anything that's happening. Really changes the whole vibe