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@tagardastraea.bsky.social
Stop calling it a government shutdown and call it Epstein overtime. It's a shutdown lasting as long as the shutdowns by 13 year old girls getting raped by politicians.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Grab the mask that oppresses you.
October 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If we don't have rights, we don't have laws.
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Twitter and the department of defense are now trans. Changed their name and look.
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When the Orange is arrested or gone it's going to be like when they got Bin Laden. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.
September 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Trump is losing control. Keep saying it.
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
August 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The government is helping the health insurance companies kill us faster. Fucking quote me.
August 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The people poisoning your water run the country.
August 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Windows 11 is the re-animated corpse of windows vista.
August 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have met enough bad people to hope there is a hell, despite not being very religious. I have met enough good people to hope there is a heaven. In the face of everything wrong in the world right now, do not give up hope. Get angry and motivated.
August 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Guys that wear G-Shock watches beat their wives.
July 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Change your w4 to nothing then don't pay taxes.
July 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Alpha males don't need health care. Die like a man
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There is nothing stopping you from buying stocks for companies or voting for politicians you think will cause the most death.
June 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If our government, not the people, decide who is a thief or a beggar, then hoist the colors.
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is it normal for government consultants to be punched? Any other democracies seeing this? Do we buy, sell, or hold?
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why don't the people I'm firing and insulting like me?! -Some rich felon
May 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The kids that used to steal your pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards back in school during the 2000s are the same people stealing and scalping the same things today. Nintendo won't do anything about that though. They are too worried about you playing 30 year old games they no longer sell on emulators.
May 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Throw the tariffs and politicians into the empty harbors.
May 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If boomers are so smart, why did they put carpet over every imaginable type of flooring that was already perfectly fine? I have seen carpet over carpet!
April 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Behind every guy that brags about never washing his hands is a woman that refuses to admit to having a perpetual yeast infection.
April 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
National treasure movie idea. Nicolas Cage steals the statue of Liberty back from the US. He finds that it was meant to be stolen back all along. It's actually a submarine meant to fight the British. Uses it to fight Russia in the channel stopping them from destroying more undersea network cables.
April 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Upsidedown water smells like sneeze.
April 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
War with El Salvador.
April 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM