Taige 🇧🇸 🏴‍☠️
taige42.bsky.social
Taige 🇧🇸 🏴‍☠️
@taige42.bsky.social
- The Bahamas
- Sometimes I get on TV and talk about sports.
- Much taller in person
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I asked @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and the gang to make the the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bahamas Bowl Correspondent.

They rightfully ignored me because I'm a moron from The Bahamas who they don't know.

But there I was anyway, on the sideline
Kanye could tweet "I shit in my hand and eat it 3 times a day" and 30% of niggas would be like "he spittin facts".
April 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Dear white fathers of biracial boys:

You can take them to black barbershops.

We promise it will be okay.
March 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I went to cover this sports event and the security at the door started acting up like he didn't want to let me in.

My guy... I don't even want to be here.

I'd much rather spend Saturday night on my couch, or at least not looking at your uglass.
February 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't want to hear any opinions on the Superbowl or the performances unless they're funny.

Because y'all are too dumb to provide any meaningful commentary.
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How dare a Christian Preist ask someone who claims to be christian act like how Christ commanded us to act
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Gotta love the British press.
January 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I see so many people who don't work out losing weight.

Zemp is in the streets hard.

This must have been what crack was like in 1988.
January 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If Notre Dame wins the natty, does 2024 SEC Champion NIU have a claim to a title?

If I was them, I would hang a banner up.
January 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The biggest culture shock to me when I went to college was that Americans don't generally put citrus on fish.

It offended all of my Bahamian sensibilities and shook me to my core.
most people don't know this but lemon is a classic complement to grilled fish
January 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I asked @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and the gang to make the the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bahamas Bowl Correspondent.

They rightfully ignored me because I'm a moron from The Bahamas who they don't know.

But there I was anyway, on the sideline
January 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Seeing as I'm the unofficial self-appointed Bahamas Bowl Correspondent of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social:

ournews.bs/buffalo-bull...
Buffalo Bulls Crowned 2025 Bahamas Bowl Champions
NASSAU, BAHAMAS - The University of Buffalo Bulls got the 26-7 win over Liberty University Flames to become the 2025 Bahamas Bowl Champions.
ournews.bs
January 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bigtime transitive win for NIU over Georgia
January 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm pretty sure I have body dysmorphia.

The good type of body dysmorphia where I get in the gym and do a million curls.
December 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Lamar Jackson finally got that Pittsburgh monkey off his back.

This year may be the year for him.
December 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
And it's always a faulty argument because why are you so gung-ho about beating up a child that isn't even born yet for something they haven't even done yet.
The hitting children convo is always frustrating because no matter how much sense you’re making, no matter how many facts you present, somebody will always come up with a reason to RKO their kids. “I turned out fine!” No you didn’t bitch.
December 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
The way they talk about Travis Hunter and his girlfriend is annoying.

The guy is 21.

21 year olds do dumb things in romantic situation.

Let him be dumb.
December 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I reach.

Where are the jokes?
December 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM