Taila Bateman
@tailabateman.bsky.social
She/her/hers
I breed dogs and do cool stuff with them
I breed dogs and do cool stuff with them
Our next door neighbor mows her lawn like 3 or 4x a week. Most of the time she doesn’t even cut any grass she just kicks around dirt. It’s insane
May 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Our next door neighbor mows her lawn like 3 or 4x a week. Most of the time she doesn’t even cut any grass she just kicks around dirt. It’s insane
I love that nobody at the planet fitness marketing team went “the horse only has 3 legs and the wagon has 5 wheels” before the decided to print these and disperse them.
But I guess that’s what you get for using AI instead of hiring an artist 🤷🏼♀️
But I guess that’s what you get for using AI instead of hiring an artist 🤷🏼♀️
April 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I love that nobody at the planet fitness marketing team went “the horse only has 3 legs and the wagon has 5 wheels” before the decided to print these and disperse them.
But I guess that’s what you get for using AI instead of hiring an artist 🤷🏼♀️
But I guess that’s what you get for using AI instead of hiring an artist 🤷🏼♀️
It’s always so jarring to me when I’m listening to my romance novels at work and someone comes to talk to me mid sex scene
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s always so jarring to me when I’m listening to my romance novels at work and someone comes to talk to me mid sex scene
They called me back as I hit post so only 2 mins. Not bad
Mind you - a lady checked in after me and is already back
April 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They called me back as I hit post so only 2 mins. Not bad
Arrived 10 mins early for my dentist appt. It’s now a minute past my appt time and I haven’t been called back yet. Let’s see how long this takes
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Arrived 10 mins early for my dentist appt. It’s now a minute past my appt time and I haven’t been called back yet. Let’s see how long this takes
It’s 5 am and I’m currently being pelted in the face with coughs from my toddler who now has a cough, pink eye and a double ear infection.
My little Petri dish
My little Petri dish
April 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It’s 5 am and I’m currently being pelted in the face with coughs from my toddler who now has a cough, pink eye and a double ear infection.
My little Petri dish
My little Petri dish
I love arriving for appts early only to still be sitting in the waiting room past my appt time
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love arriving for appts early only to still be sitting in the waiting room past my appt time
I think one of the most frustrating things about my job is how incompetent the people above me are. And I regularly have to repeat myself or re-explain things to people who make so much more money than me for nothing.
March 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think one of the most frustrating things about my job is how incompetent the people above me are. And I regularly have to repeat myself or re-explain things to people who make so much more money than me for nothing.
There’s a lady on my FB who basically made her living being an influencer. So what else would she do if she was in a car accident? Make it a publicity stunt.
There needs to be a study on their brains.
There needs to be a study on their brains.
March 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There’s a lady on my FB who basically made her living being an influencer. So what else would she do if she was in a car accident? Make it a publicity stunt.
There needs to be a study on their brains.
There needs to be a study on their brains.
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Robert Morris, the founder of a Texas megachurch and a former faith adviser to the Trump White House, was indicted Wednesday on charges that he molested a girl over several years in the 1980s, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said.
Former Texas Megachurch Pastor Is Indicted on Child Sex Abuse Charges
Robert Morris, the former senior pastor of the Dallas-based Gateway Church, abused a girl over several years in the 1980s, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Robert Morris, the founder of a Texas megachurch and a former faith adviser to the Trump White House, was indicted Wednesday on charges that he molested a girl over several years in the 1980s, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said.
Every once in a while I’m reminded just how autistic I am when people don’t arrive at the time they told me and I start panicking because I’ve tailored my entire day to them arriving when they said. 🙃
March 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Every once in a while I’m reminded just how autistic I am when people don’t arrive at the time they told me and I start panicking because I’ve tailored my entire day to them arriving when they said. 🙃
Oh my god they are such fucking losers. Get them the fuck out of there
SCOOP: House Democratic leadership is "very unhappy" with those who went beyond traditional protest tactics, such as outfit coordination and refusal to clap during Trump's speech to Congress.
Scoop: House Democratic leaders privately confront Trump speech disruptors
Roughly a dozen Democrats were called into what one source described as a "come to Jesus" meeting.
www.axios.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oh my god they are such fucking losers. Get them the fuck out of there
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
I’m so sick of being human
March 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m so sick of being human
Elon musk looks like a meat canyon design come to life
March 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Elon musk looks like a meat canyon design come to life
In a world where everything feels out of control, it’s nice to feel like I have some sort of control over how I exert my energy. Spending the new moon doing some studying 📖 🌒🌑🌘
February 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In a world where everything feels out of control, it’s nice to feel like I have some sort of control over how I exert my energy. Spending the new moon doing some studying 📖 🌒🌑🌘
The amount of hype I feel when I, a happily married woman, listen to silver springs and the “time cast a spell on you” part hits is probably unhealthy.
February 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The amount of hype I feel when I, a happily married woman, listen to silver springs and the “time cast a spell on you” part hits is probably unhealthy.
My favorite part about being in the office is the fact that nobody ever shuts the fuck up
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My favorite part about being in the office is the fact that nobody ever shuts the fuck up
My eye has been twitching for days and I can’t help but think it’s because I’m watching our “democracy” fall apart right before my eyes
February 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My eye has been twitching for days and I can’t help but think it’s because I’m watching our “democracy” fall apart right before my eyes
He woke up at 1:33 🤣
It’s 1:15 pm and my husband is still asleep.
Anybody wanna take bets on if he’s awake by the time I get home from the gym?
Anybody wanna take bets on if he’s awake by the time I get home from the gym?
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
He woke up at 1:33 🤣
It’s 1:15 pm and my husband is still asleep.
Anybody wanna take bets on if he’s awake by the time I get home from the gym?
Anybody wanna take bets on if he’s awake by the time I get home from the gym?
February 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s 1:15 pm and my husband is still asleep.
Anybody wanna take bets on if he’s awake by the time I get home from the gym?
Anybody wanna take bets on if he’s awake by the time I get home from the gym?
I like to pull the uno reverse card on maga Christians by telling them I will pray that god helps them heal the hate in their heart.
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I like to pull the uno reverse card on maga Christians by telling them I will pray that god helps them heal the hate in their heart.
“Office culture” is just sitting at your desk listening to all of the people around you cough without covering their mouths like toddlers and waiting for your inevitable illness
February 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Office culture” is just sitting at your desk listening to all of the people around you cough without covering their mouths like toddlers and waiting for your inevitable illness
It’s the first of the month. Don’t forget your abundance spells, clean your front door and refresh your money bowls if you do those on the 1st 🔮🌙
February 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s the first of the month. Don’t forget your abundance spells, clean your front door and refresh your money bowls if you do those on the 1st 🔮🌙
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Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.