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tailormaede.bsky.social
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@tailormaede.bsky.social
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ProDom, Witch, Writer, Scholar, Educator, Gardener, and Autist.

Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human rights
Land Back - Free Palestine
ACAB - Crush ICE

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tailormaede.bsky.social
Am I pruning and weeding my housemates garden naked? Yes

Did the black berries get me in the dick? Also yes 😭

BUT

There’s about to be roses all over this haus!

Don’t forget transphobia is not pretty like these roses. Neither is racism, Islamophobia, or ableism.
A bouquet of pink and orange roses in a modern, white vase against a backdrop of cedar trees. Tailor is making a goofy face while taking a selfie, naked in the yard.
June 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
This is the point I just stay home. 😆 Sleeves are bullshit!

You know what else is bullshit? Transphobia, Islamophobia, racism, and ableism.

Pride started as a riot. We need more of THAT energy and fewer sleeves!
Tailor is looking into the camera over its glasses like a disapproving dad. The tank top Tailor is wearing says “make dildos not war.”
June 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
They got their gender affirming care!
Graffiti that says, “Horsey HRT”
June 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
What’s your sign?
A sign for a fine jewelry store with a woman who has an anthropomorphic monkey bent over her lap as she spanks it. The store’s name is “Spank The Monkey”
June 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
All of this thread is spot on. People hold neurodiverse folk to a standard of “normal” that we then internalise.

We 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 broken 👏🏻

The societal pressure to integrate into this ableist system is in fact you being complicit in ableism.

Fix your hearts and perspectives.
A digital drawing in comic form depicting a beefy bear of a man and a small man. The first frame is the bear with arms spread welcoming a hug and the label of “me” designating the small man. The second frame is the bear hugging the little man, face in the bear’s tiddies, and the bear is labeled “you.”
June 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
If you told me 23 years ago I would eventually allow my therapist to walk through my childhood trauma, I’d have laughed and asked if you were high.

3 years ago I said, “Ok. Let’s do this.”

Therapy may feel daunting. Your trauma may feel huge and overwhelming.

You got this!

If I can, you can.💜
Dolly Parton in a white dress, holding and aiming a shotgun. The words “on my healing journey” are written across the photo. She has a beautiful and calm smile on her face.
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
tailormaede.bsky.social
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.
A spray-painted stencil graffiti of a chimpanzee drinking a soda from a straw and holding french fries.
June 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
tailormaede.bsky.social
What are you waiting for? It’s not gonna suck itself.
Tailor is lounging in the sun on a towel surrounded by tall grass. Peering over sunglasses, Tailor’s look is sassy and smug as you have a full view of Tailor’s furry body and cock.
June 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
tailormaede.bsky.social
This is your not so gentle reminder to not be transphobic, racist, Islamophobic, or ableist.

Also it’s #MonochromeMonday #mcm
Tailor has a smug look while wearing a dog bone hanky as a head cover and a shirt that says, “skip school!”
June 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Come sit with dad and listen to the gawd damn birds having a noise ordinance violation. Fucking bird orgies...

Also remember kids, don’t be a fucking transphobe.
June 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Fuck war! I want more dildos.
Tailor is standing on a patio with a dense forest in the background. Tailor is wearing a shirt that says, “Make dildos not war!” under a black, grey, and white striped cardigan.
June 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Metis says, “Hi!”
Metis and Tailor taking a selfie in shirts that say, “Make dildos not war!”
June 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
When the only thing that can change my life is money, and I have no way of making money, it doesn’t matter how many people are “glad I’m still alive” because I can’t afford to keep living.

We need to start asking if forcing people to endure living is morally right. Thoughts and prayers don’t help
Tailor has an inquisitive look with a braided beard wearing a purple robe and grey stocking-hat.
June 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Just me thanking the Sun for foxgloves.

Don’t be fucking transphobic!
Tailor is standing in front of several pink, tall foxgloves. Tailor has a cute grin while looking skyward into the bright sunshine.
June 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
In lighter news the results are starting to come in. Science has ruled no syphilis. Stay tuned for rulings from the local Science Board on gonorrhea and chlamydia.

Get tested regularly and often.
(this message brought to you by your local, horny dad)

Also don’t be a fucking transphobe.
Tailor is sitting on a fallen tree by a small river. A smug grin is on Tailor’s face over a shirt that says, “This is otter nonsense,” with a cute cartoon otter looking grumpy.
June 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
You, me, just the breeze and trees. 🫂
Gazing down a river in the woods with a path leading off to the right.
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Spotted across the street from my clinic. Always and forever ACAB

Don’t be transphobic!
stencil spray paint art of a cop in body armor having the back of his legs being patted down by a small girl in a dress and an ak-47 leaning behind her
June 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
I’m just out here snorting a train while looking for a boot-licker.

Don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Tailor is standing by the waterfront in a purple head scarf, sunglasses, and a tank top with a graphic of a man licking boots.
June 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Chat. I need help. I have many questions I will not say in the outside voice. What does this even mean?!?! 😧

Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Graffiti on a railing that says, “HORSEY HRT”
June 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
It would be awesome if someone Venmo’d me $10 for this foot content. Link in bio. 💸💵💰

Also don’t be a fucking transphobe.
Tailor is sitting naked on the edge of the water.
June 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
This is on my daily walk in the woods. I know bitch. I don’t need a reminder. I’m in the woods to do just that.

Also don’t be a transphobe.
Tailor is lounging against the concrete side of a bridge. The wall is covered in amazing graffiti art. Next to Tailor is an excellent yellow letter tag that says, “DETOX”
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
I’m having the best date I’ve had in a very long time, and I’m solo!

Kale and carrot ramen with a side of Blue Eye Samurai.

Don’t be a fucking transphobe!
A bowl of ramen in the foreground. The screen above it has Blue Eye samurai playing a scene with a woman, angry, staring straight into the camera. Her hair is wet, and her makeup running down her face.
June 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Take a minute to just sit with me.

Also don’t be a transphobe.
June 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
tailormaede.bsky.social
Tailor is naked, beard braided, in the kitchen with a muppet grin. Tailor’s light blue coffee mug says, “O have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor”
June 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
tailormaede.bsky.social
There are two flags that will send me into a mindless rage. The white supremacy flag for obvious reasons.

The other is the Ally flag because what it really says is, “I support queer people but my internalised homophobia causes me to fear anyone thinking I am one of them.”

You are not an ally!
The Ally flag. It has a background of black and white stripes with an upside down rainbow V
June 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM