Yeah, the mountaintop monastery finally got sick of my bullshit. Apparently constantly monitoring Sonic Adventure 2 speedrun records is “inconsistent with an ascetic lifestyle of privation and self-reflection” or whatever.

If you’re talking about people coming into my X-ray room and declaring themselves the literal second coming of Christ, then yes. They usually don’t have quite this sort of proliferation of remarkable titles, though.

I agree.

I can’t carry out my grim remit here. This place isn’t a cesspool yet, and I’m not going to be the person who turns it into one.