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talana
@talanajordan.bsky.social
· Jan 23
i do not know what it is like to not have deep emotions. even when i feel nothing, i feel it completely. - Sylvia Plath
me: they want an equestrian therapist
kade: okay, but what kind of issues could a horse really have?
kade: okay, but what kind of issues could a horse really have?
June 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
me: they want an equestrian therapist
kade: okay, but what kind of issues could a horse really have?
kade: okay, but what kind of issues could a horse really have?
"you can just buy us a ticket to vegas from phx"
"umm... i can buy you a one way ticket to tuba city... on the flixbus"
"umm... i can buy you a one way ticket to tuba city... on the flixbus"
June 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"you can just buy us a ticket to vegas from phx"
"umm... i can buy you a one way ticket to tuba city... on the flixbus"
"umm... i can buy you a one way ticket to tuba city... on the flixbus"
I'll show you every version of yourself tonight
May 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'll show you every version of yourself tonight
losing you is easier than lying to myself that you love me
May 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
losing you is easier than lying to myself that you love me
"there's a 50% chance of roaches"
"and there's a 100% chance i won't be paying for this place"
"and there's a 100% chance i won't be paying for this place"
May 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"there's a 50% chance of roaches"
"and there's a 100% chance i won't be paying for this place"
"and there's a 100% chance i won't be paying for this place"
swiftie declaration of independence just dropped 🚨🚨🚨
May 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
swiftie declaration of independence just dropped 🚨🚨🚨
during colors is crazy
May 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
during colors is crazy
what do you fucking mean i'm 10,410th in line
May 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
what do you fucking mean i'm 10,410th in line
what the actual fuck is going on bro 😭😭😭
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
what the actual fuck is going on bro 😭😭😭
this mental health forecast is not looking good
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this mental health forecast is not looking good
all my love and patience unappreciated
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
all my love and patience unappreciated
"here's red wine. don't worry, you can still put ice in it🙄"
May 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"here's red wine. don't worry, you can still put ice in it🙄"
"i have a migraine"
"get botox"
"it's a blood flow issue"
"then jerk off"
"get botox"
"it's a blood flow issue"
"then jerk off"
May 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"i have a migraine"
"get botox"
"it's a blood flow issue"
"then jerk off"
"get botox"
"it's a blood flow issue"
"then jerk off"
when your quality time friend says they wanna spend time with you🥹🥹🥹
May 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
when your quality time friend says they wanna spend time with you🥹🥹🥹
"I tell you everything, every damn embarrassing thing. You don't trust me"
May 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"I tell you everything, every damn embarrassing thing. You don't trust me"
my friend is having chicken served at her wedding. but at least i know in advance so i can bring squeezable applesauce with me so i can eat it.
May 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my friend is having chicken served at her wedding. but at least i know in advance so i can bring squeezable applesauce with me so i can eat it.
"ur being flirty bro"
*picture you by chappell roan starts playing*
*picture you by chappell roan starts playing*
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"ur being flirty bro"
*picture you by chappell roan starts playing*
*picture you by chappell roan starts playing*
if i had a friend like me, i'd probably fall in love with her too
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
if i had a friend like me, i'd probably fall in love with her too
I don’t want you
but I want you to spend the night
I don’t like you
But I’d like you to spend the night
but I want you to spend the night
I don’t like you
But I’d like you to spend the night
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don’t want you
but I want you to spend the night
I don’t like you
But I’d like you to spend the night
but I want you to spend the night
I don’t like you
But I’d like you to spend the night