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Eli
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Trying to bring a fact based approach to a narrative driven world. Also looking for tacos. #ravensflock
Speaker phone in a gym?? Civilization has never been more on the way out.
March 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Let’s go!!!
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The problem is that Bengals Ownership is cash poor so they can’t put the money upfront like you have to do in a signing bonus situation. They have to do it on a weekly basis using game revenue. Only way they can is if they take loans out and Mike Brown hasn’t before so chances are he won’t again.
Joe Burrow keeps pressuring the Bengals to pay their best players. If they won't, the name Carson Palmer eventually could become very relevant to Burrow's relationship with the team.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Joe Burrow keeps pressuring the Bengals to pay their best players
Cap is one thing; the issue in Cincinnati has always been giving up the cash.
www.nbcsports.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yeah fuck this. I don’t want this goddam snake oil.
"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..."

Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Opinion | AI Can Work for Us
A.I. can be designed to dramatically enhance individual empowerment.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Suspend his ass right now, one of the dirtiest hits I’ve ever seen.
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
So yes these SEC on ABC game presentations have been lacking, but the use of Eminence Front by The Who as outro music is next level.
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Guess it’s time to really start using this, cause I’m not about to Xeet.
July 25, 2023 at 1:52 AM
*taps mic*
This thing on?
July 1, 2023 at 11:34 PM