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Tales to Cranrage
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Everyone suspects themselves of a distinguishing physical feature, and this is mine: I am probably the tallest person you know. He/Him
Everyone breathes a sigh of relief when they walk into the store and the standee is gone, until they hear your voice from a different standee, yelling "Watch Frank Miller's The Spirit!"
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My weirdest cat is Beerus, who disdains all forms of treats, Churus included.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Too real, this is a Swan Power who may escape the page.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You know she asked some LLM what are smart people books, and it gave those as the first two results.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There was a time where SH fans had good reason to be in much better spirits than Metroid fans! But that is not the case now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think it kind of is, yeah. Though Sakura's friend (I don't remember her name) was a little more involved in the actual fighting than I was thinking, if I remember correctly. Problem is I've only seen some of that show, and that was a long time ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The regular girl would be the POV character, so we get to see the before and after of the fights, but not the big battle scenes or villains. She knows what's going on, but not the particulars, and can't explain it to others because they wouldn't believe her.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
People should learn (but obviously haven't) that every rule needs to have some context and nuance. "no death threats" is a generally good idea, but they should also be able to tell the difference between "take a long walk off a short pier" and "I will come to your house and shoot you."
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
3) Until we get evidence to the contrary, I assume these are changes being mandated by Nintendo. They only grudgingly release new Metroid games, and really don't seem to get that its silent protagonist can be a strength, not a weakness.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Also not that impressive to go "I never liked ()" instead of "I liked (), but I guess I have to give it up now."
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
At least if your kid stumbled across Disney porn before AI, it wouldn't give them a detailed list of lethal poisons as well.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I've said before that the only people who actually need to know the different ages of consent in different states/prefectures/districts/countries are legal professionals, and medical professionals. Anyone else who knows, it's at least a yellow flag, if not a red one.
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The US-UK Special Relationship (of its lower classes being fucked over by elites in the 80s).
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Forged by a noble pornsmith, an honest pervert working for the people.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
CUT TO: Ben heating a spoonful of mayo over a lighter before loading into a needle and trying to find a vein that hasn't collapsed.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The hardware now can handle much more complex systems than it could before, but when you're a big publisher with a sunk cost into systems of violence, it's so much easier to keeping exploring that lane than move out of it entirely.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM