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Are we 100% sure he didn’t go to the Federal Court Total Landscaping instead?
The only thing I’m confident about at the moment is that whatever I do I’m going to be scared shitless the whole time
August 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don’t know what I thought Joaquin Phoenix looked like but that’s not it.
July 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love “Journey”, but ANY way I want it is just too many options
July 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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(Peanut Butter Jelly Time)

🎶 Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein 🎶
June 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
WHY DIDN’T ANY OF YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD NEIL YOUNG IS?
June 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Son of a bitch, he stole my line
May 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I almost had a stroke tying to read this before I remembered horse names are complete gobledegook
May 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was moved to tears by this tribute. #snl50 made my nerdy comedy heart soar

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAb...
Adam Sandler's Song: 50 Years – SNL50
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
m.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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#SNL50 🤣
February 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Quite literally the same statement that ruined Nixon forever because it revealed him to be plainly anti-American.
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will ring in my ears for decades and never fully heal
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Me when I’ve been in Chicago for 5 minutes
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM