Plan to get to heaven: yeet that old lady!

He misbehaved and mom said no more TV

I always say it should’ve been “blackjack and hookers!” As bender from futurama always yells it 😝

Imagine Angel gets into heaven and Val just rocks up with a gang of VoxTek lawyers insisting he’s their legal property and he’s gonna sue god

I’m thinking offloading all his tragic backstory from Earth to whatever shit he’s in now, in one horrendous but fantastic song. His whole (after)life has been a losin’ streak.

We’re gonna take Vox’s word for it? Nah :p

Partially: wanted to actually threaten him then decided against it mid-sentence. Not the right route.

Partially: goad Angel into a dirty joke to lighten the mood/give him an excuse to leave.

Partially(wishful thinking) he hoped for a “go ahead!” 😝

I once lost my phone and found it in the toaster. I am not included in your statement 😝