Mr. Talleyman
@talleyman77.bsky.social
Favorite Color: Goodfellas
Favorite Song: Blue
Favorite Movie: Fade to Black by Metallica
Favorite Book: So… obviously I not read good!
Favorite Song: Blue
Favorite Movie: Fade to Black by Metallica
Favorite Book: So… obviously I not read good!
Never Forget Cricket!
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December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Never Forget Cricket!
She was bad in the bed da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy…
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
She was bad in the bed da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy…
Sooo… you know how in Casino, Joe Pesci’s character would just nonchalantly place his hand on the back of the woman’s head… and make the head go down?
Is that how Bubba did it?🤔
Is that how Bubba did it?🤔
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sooo… you know how in Casino, Joe Pesci’s character would just nonchalantly place his hand on the back of the woman’s head… and make the head go down?
Is that how Bubba did it?🤔
Is that how Bubba did it?🤔
What a piece of fucking white trash!- oh shit! My bosses just saw me write this aaaand they just fired me!
Please visit my own Go Fund Me…
Please visit my own Go Fund Me…
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What a piece of fucking white trash!- oh shit! My bosses just saw me write this aaaand they just fired me!
Please visit my own Go Fund Me…
Please visit my own Go Fund Me…
Not to make everything political… but… got any smaller ones?… for a friend?… mushroom shaped?
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December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Not to make everything political… but… got any smaller ones?… for a friend?… mushroom shaped?
TRUMP: Obama never won this peace prize!
Biden never won this peace prize!
Mamdani never… Mamdani never.. never… never… Mamdani… I love you…
Biden never won this peace prize!
Mamdani never… Mamdani never.. never… never… Mamdani… I love you…
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
TRUMP: Obama never won this peace prize!
Biden never won this peace prize!
Mamdani never… Mamdani never.. never… never… Mamdani… I love you…
Biden never won this peace prize!
Mamdani never… Mamdani never.. never… never… Mamdani… I love you…
Just as Elvis died on the toilet…
Trump thinks he’s on the toilet right now!
Trump thinks he’s on the toilet right now!
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November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just as Elvis died on the toilet…
Trump thinks he’s on the toilet right now!
Trump thinks he’s on the toilet right now!
White cracker said what now?!?
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
White cracker said what now?!?
I now I have “The Danger Zone” stuck in my head again! Thanks God!- RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I now I have “The Danger Zone” stuck in my head again! Thanks God!- RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!
Coming to CBS!
A new FBI spinoff… FBI: ROGUE EYEBALL
Every episode ends with FBI Director fucking up, all FBI agents go “KASHHH!”,
and then the end credits play against this image…
A new FBI spinoff… FBI: ROGUE EYEBALL
Every episode ends with FBI Director fucking up, all FBI agents go “KASHHH!”,
and then the end credits play against this image…
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Coming to CBS!
A new FBI spinoff… FBI: ROGUE EYEBALL
Every episode ends with FBI Director fucking up, all FBI agents go “KASHHH!”,
and then the end credits play against this image…
A new FBI spinoff… FBI: ROGUE EYEBALL
Every episode ends with FBI Director fucking up, all FBI agents go “KASHHH!”,
and then the end credits play against this image…
In case you’re wondering (even though you’re not) what MAGA farts smell like…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In case you’re wondering (even though you’re not) what MAGA farts smell like…
What kind of dipshit politician would have their campaign slogan be “YES!”?
Ohhhhh…
Ohhhhh…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What kind of dipshit politician would have their campaign slogan be “YES!”?
Ohhhhh…
Ohhhhh…
Not fake! It was 6 douche-bags surrounding Elon saying, “Dude… how’d you get back into Trump’s good graces after the whole Epstein shit?!?!
ELON: Easy… I suck him like this…
ELON: Easy… I suck him like this…
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Not fake! It was 6 douche-bags surrounding Elon saying, “Dude… how’d you get back into Trump’s good graces after the whole Epstein shit?!?!
ELON: Easy… I suck him like this…
ELON: Easy… I suck him like this…
Don’t worry, Boebert! Nancy Mace has been waiting to be your fellow “hooter”!
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don’t worry, Boebert! Nancy Mace has been waiting to be your fellow “hooter”!
After that, Elise Stefanik be like…
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November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
After that, Elise Stefanik be like…