Talljmlaz
@talljmlaz.bsky.social
Former opera singer
Mini schnauzer mom
Bookworm
Mini schnauzer mom
Bookworm
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
Tonight after almost 5 hours off gardening I took myself out to dinner. A complete stranger picked up the tab for my dinner along with his on purpose. I found out after he left. That was the sweetest thing and a lovely end to my day
June 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tonight after almost 5 hours off gardening I took myself out to dinner. A complete stranger picked up the tab for my dinner along with his on purpose. I found out after he left. That was the sweetest thing and a lovely end to my day
It’s a weird sense of intellect when you a watching a tv show and recognize the sound stage from another tv show from several years ago.
May 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s a weird sense of intellect when you a watching a tv show and recognize the sound stage from another tv show from several years ago.
Having celiac disease means you find a dish you like at a restaurant that doesn’t make you sick and now you’ll never eat anything but that dish when you go to that restaurant forever amen.
March 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Having celiac disease means you find a dish you like at a restaurant that doesn’t make you sick and now you’ll never eat anything but that dish when you go to that restaurant forever amen.
Adjustable memory foam is the avocado of pillow fillings. It takes forever to get just right and it’s only right for 48 seconds.
March 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Adjustable memory foam is the avocado of pillow fillings. It takes forever to get just right and it’s only right for 48 seconds.
There has never been a more pronounced case of “victim blaming” than Trump blaming Ukraine for Russia invading it. Was Ukraine’s skirt too short?
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There has never been a more pronounced case of “victim blaming” than Trump blaming Ukraine for Russia invading it. Was Ukraine’s skirt too short?
Someone thinks he got a new water bowl. 🤪
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Someone thinks he got a new water bowl. 🤪
Does anyone else apologize to your dogs every day because you have to get out of bed and they don’t want to? 😂
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Does anyone else apologize to your dogs every day because you have to get out of bed and they don’t want to? 😂
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My brain: “what the hell is going on in the world?!”
Also my brain: “what is Michael Flatley up to now?
🤷🏻♀️
Also my brain: “what is Michael Flatley up to now?
🤷🏻♀️
January 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My brain: “what the hell is going on in the world?!”
Also my brain: “what is Michael Flatley up to now?
🤷🏻♀️
Also my brain: “what is Michael Flatley up to now?
🤷🏻♀️
Many Facebook and Instagram users are finding themselves auto following Trump and Vance. It had me auto following Trump🤢, and then fiancé just blocked Trump three times and it wouldn’t save it. Just kept resetting to “Following”. Highly suspect. Did this happen to anyone else?
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Many Facebook and Instagram users are finding themselves auto following Trump and Vance. It had me auto following Trump🤢, and then fiancé just blocked Trump three times and it wouldn’t save it. Just kept resetting to “Following”. Highly suspect. Did this happen to anyone else?
Watching a video that shows the history of the most viewed music videos on YouTube and my fiancé’ just said “when baby shark comes in it’s over” and that’s not a phrase I ever expected to hear in my childless home. 😂
January 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Watching a video that shows the history of the most viewed music videos on YouTube and my fiancé’ just said “when baby shark comes in it’s over” and that’s not a phrase I ever expected to hear in my childless home. 😂
At the end of giving a company wide presentation this morning, I stuttered and said “don’t contact me” instead of “Don’t hesitate to contact me”. Corporate dream come true 😂😆
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
At the end of giving a company wide presentation this morning, I stuttered and said “don’t contact me” instead of “Don’t hesitate to contact me”. Corporate dream come true 😂😆
My fiancé may have a Robocop obsession. This weekend he watched the Robocop documentary series.
Robocop: 90 min
Robo-doc: 4 hours and 30 min.
I can’t make this up. 😂
Robocop: 90 min
Robo-doc: 4 hours and 30 min.
I can’t make this up. 😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My fiancé may have a Robocop obsession. This weekend he watched the Robocop documentary series.
Robocop: 90 min
Robo-doc: 4 hours and 30 min.
I can’t make this up. 😂
Robocop: 90 min
Robo-doc: 4 hours and 30 min.
I can’t make this up. 😂
TikTok alternative on the way!
We’re building @skylight.social on #atproto to be a TikTok alternative
I would love to see the Bluesky team create a TikTok alternative — video centric, same approach to community as here on the microblogging platform.
We shouldn't live in a world where a handful of people own the entire social media ecosystem.
We shouldn't live in a world where a handful of people own the entire social media ecosystem.
January 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
TikTok alternative on the way!
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The US Government right now regarding TikTok
a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The US Government right now regarding TikTok
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
✅ 1/3 of entertainment center built
✅ Installed under-sink water filter
✅ improperly turned off water on step 2 so I soaked the kitchen and myself mid-project with a blast of water.
Homeownership is a “blast”.
✅ Installed under-sink water filter
✅ improperly turned off water on step 2 so I soaked the kitchen and myself mid-project with a blast of water.
Homeownership is a “blast”.
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
✅ 1/3 of entertainment center built
✅ Installed under-sink water filter
✅ improperly turned off water on step 2 so I soaked the kitchen and myself mid-project with a blast of water.
Homeownership is a “blast”.
✅ Installed under-sink water filter
✅ improperly turned off water on step 2 so I soaked the kitchen and myself mid-project with a blast of water.
Homeownership is a “blast”.
I don’t have patience for the “marked safe from missing TikTok” rhetoric. Why? It’s a place where I found a community that helped give me answers, insights, and comfort when I was diagnosed with two different autoimmune diseases and a third disorder. So yeah, I miss it. I found help.
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t have patience for the “marked safe from missing TikTok” rhetoric. Why? It’s a place where I found a community that helped give me answers, insights, and comfort when I was diagnosed with two different autoimmune diseases and a third disorder. So yeah, I miss it. I found help.
It’s going to be a wild week. Remember to breathe everyone, the crazy has barely even started. Also, RIP TikTok. I loved you.
January 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s going to be a wild week. Remember to breathe everyone, the crazy has barely even started. Also, RIP TikTok. I loved you.
I’ve never had a favorite holiday song because I was drowning in holiday tunes as a pro singer. Today I found myself singing and dancing to Andy Williams “Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season”. If I end up giving an impromptu Dollar Tree performance, I guess it might be my favorite. 😂
December 10, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’ve never had a favorite holiday song because I was drowning in holiday tunes as a pro singer. Today I found myself singing and dancing to Andy Williams “Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season”. If I end up giving an impromptu Dollar Tree performance, I guess it might be my favorite. 😂
News: New AI-powered brain scans found to be twice as effective as doctors at pinpointing when strokes occurred in patients, providing assessments on how much damage is reversible
USA: innovation is cool, too bad your insurance denied the scan.
USA: innovation is cool, too bad your insurance denied the scan.
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
News: New AI-powered brain scans found to be twice as effective as doctors at pinpointing when strokes occurred in patients, providing assessments on how much damage is reversible
USA: innovation is cool, too bad your insurance denied the scan.
USA: innovation is cool, too bad your insurance denied the scan.