Tallulah Burns (RP Acct)
@tallulahburning.bsky.social
Celebrity chef. ✍🏻 = Heavenly Delicious: A Book of Recipes (title WIP). She/her.
(This is a fan-made role play account of an original fictional character. No impersonation of anyone is intended.)
(This is a fan-made role play account of an original fictional character. No impersonation of anyone is intended.)
Switching up my plaid 😏 #ahonevergetscold
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Switching up my plaid 😏 #ahonevergetscold
Okay I have my preference but I must poll the audience: when you make scrambled eggs do you whisk them in a bowl or crack them into the pan and scramble them as they cook?
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Okay I have my preference but I must poll the audience: when you make scrambled eggs do you whisk them in a bowl or crack them into the pan and scramble them as they cook?
Did any of you watch Aladdin and the king of thieves? Do you remember Aladdin’s dad? Damn, he was so hot fr what was Disney Animation Studios on??
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Did any of you watch Aladdin and the king of thieves? Do you remember Aladdin’s dad? Damn, he was so hot fr what was Disney Animation Studios on??
More plaid? More plaid.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
More plaid? More plaid.
To appease the fashion sensibilities of one @novastuart.bsky.social and at @ronerapine.bsky.social’s request, behold: PLAID.
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
To appease the fashion sensibilities of one @novastuart.bsky.social and at @ronerapine.bsky.social’s request, behold: PLAID.
Held on tight to summer for as long as I could but it’s officially plaid weather.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Held on tight to summer for as long as I could but it’s officially plaid weather.
Finally achieved that elusive thing called “the runner’s high” and people, if you feel that way every time you run I understand a little more why you do it every day.
Now to see if I can unlock the other achievement: the coregasm.
Now to see if I can unlock the other achievement: the coregasm.
July 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Finally achieved that elusive thing called “the runner’s high” and people, if you feel that way every time you run I understand a little more why you do it every day.
Now to see if I can unlock the other achievement: the coregasm.
Now to see if I can unlock the other achievement: the coregasm.
“Too much garlic” what’s next? Too much love? Too much desire? Grow up.
July 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Too much garlic” what’s next? Too much love? Too much desire? Grow up.
How acceptable is it to send someone a picture, maybe idk something like the below, and tell them I need to see them in it?
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
How acceptable is it to send someone a picture, maybe idk something like the below, and tell them I need to see them in it?
Projecting my period cramp pains onto the critic asshole who said my menu was “derivative” and “bland”. Fuck you, sir.
June 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Projecting my period cramp pains onto the critic asshole who said my menu was “derivative” and “bland”. Fuck you, sir.
In a mood. Not telling you which one.
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In a mood. Not telling you which one.
Rompers and jumpsuits where you can move the pant leg to the side to pee without having to unzip >>>>>>
June 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Rompers and jumpsuits where you can move the pant leg to the side to pee without having to unzip >>>>>>
i love a man who puts me in my place. I’m still not gonna listen, you look good tho
June 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i love a man who puts me in my place. I’m still not gonna listen, you look good tho
I love my buns like I love my buns…😏🤣 but srsly lmk if you want any, I have a best friend with a portal spell and I’m not afraid to voluntell her to help me deliver.
June 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I love my buns like I love my buns…😏🤣 but srsly lmk if you want any, I have a best friend with a portal spell and I’m not afraid to voluntell her to help me deliver.
How I look like after a massive crash out when all I really was experiencing was hunger and not the end of my life
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
How I look like after a massive crash out when all I really was experiencing was hunger and not the end of my life
first base: sex
second base: childhood trauma
third base: hanging out before 8pm
second base: childhood trauma
third base: hanging out before 8pm
May 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
first base: sex
second base: childhood trauma
third base: hanging out before 8pm
second base: childhood trauma
third base: hanging out before 8pm
When the GNO evolves into a GDO 💛🩷 when @maskofzora.bsky.social doesn’t have anything pressing on her calendar, I take full advantage. Time for brunch!
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When the GNO evolves into a GDO 💛🩷 when @maskofzora.bsky.social doesn’t have anything pressing on her calendar, I take full advantage. Time for brunch!
He’s in my head so much I might as well give him some.
May 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
He’s in my head so much I might as well give him some.
My friends think I’m a little psycho but I just know when I visit them their knives are dull so I carry a whetstone with me so I can sharpen them when I’m there. Like, you’re welcome. I’m not crazy, I just care about you 🙄
May 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My friends think I’m a little psycho but I just know when I visit them their knives are dull so I carry a whetstone with me so I can sharpen them when I’m there. Like, you’re welcome. I’m not crazy, I just care about you 🙄
If my bush grows in better than your beard please don’t argue with me 🥱
April 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If my bush grows in better than your beard please don’t argue with me 🥱
Went weak in the knees seeing this guy manspread on a couch. Had to hold back the urge to ask “is this seat taken?” GodDAMN.
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Went weak in the knees seeing this guy manspread on a couch. Had to hold back the urge to ask “is this seat taken?” GodDAMN.
Big Kitchen doesn’t want you to know this but if a recipe calls for you to marinade a protein overnight or longer, 95% of the time, a 30-60 min wait in the fridge will be just as good.
March 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Big Kitchen doesn’t want you to know this but if a recipe calls for you to marinade a protein overnight or longer, 95% of the time, a 30-60 min wait in the fridge will be just as good.
“getting eiffel towered can’t possibly be pleasing for a woman” um, wrong! i think it looks very pleasing. and fun! i like that the guys hold hands 😁
March 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“getting eiffel towered can’t possibly be pleasing for a woman” um, wrong! i think it looks very pleasing. and fun! i like that the guys hold hands 😁
I now officially believe in love at first. Me and this beauty? I almost dropped to one knee on the spot.
Join me as I liveblog my baker era.
Join me as I liveblog my baker era.
March 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I now officially believe in love at first. Me and this beauty? I almost dropped to one knee on the spot.
Join me as I liveblog my baker era.
Join me as I liveblog my baker era.