It’s a given he’s committed thousands of crimes. What it’s now about is how we get this mother fucker out of office.

My male cat does too. I’ve got a litter box in my bathroom which is connected to my bedroom and when he goes during the night, it smells so badly, it wakes me up. I’ve tried changing his food to no avail. I think it’s just the way it is with cats. Their excrement is nuclear.

This is objectively HILARIOUS.