That’s the appeal of running for congress. You get a platform to tell it how it is. The only politicians who still talk like politicians are the politicians you’ve never heard of.

I really wish you weren’t joking.

I have a theory that it can be traced back to Black Sheep starring Chris Farley and David Spade.

Tommy DeVito’s agent doesn’t have time for that. He’s too busy negotiating contracts, running tax services and authoring children’s books…check out his (seemingly 2003 Angelfire) website, it’s a trip.

www.seanstellato.com