Tame Gazelle
@tamegazelle.bsky.social
Hello Bambinos 😃| Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I moved Your Chair | 📸 Insta _hrsbrgh_
Is this month ever going to end?
Feels likes it’s January 519th 😩
Feels likes it’s January 519th 😩
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Is this month ever going to end?
Feels likes it’s January 519th 😩
Feels likes it’s January 519th 😩
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Damn you Monday 😡
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Damn you Monday 😡
I can totally keep secrets.
It's the people I tell them to that can't
It's the people I tell them to that can't
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I can totally keep secrets.
It's the people I tell them to that can't
It's the people I tell them to that can't
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 AM
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons.
They forgot to mention Morons.
They forgot to mention Morons.
January 11, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons.
They forgot to mention Morons.
They forgot to mention Morons.
Whoever put the "S" in fastfood is marketing genius.
January 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Whoever put the "S" in fastfood is marketing genius.
Stop blaming yourself and others.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Stop blaming yourself and others.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
Lego has just unveiled a totally new kind of brick that looks just like a classic 2x4 piece, but contains a tiny computer.
When you walk on it, it screams for you.
When you walk on it, it screams for you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Lego has just unveiled a totally new kind of brick that looks just like a classic 2x4 piece, but contains a tiny computer.
When you walk on it, it screams for you.
When you walk on it, it screams for you.
I hate to leave my washing alone.
So I always make sure it's in comfort.
So I always make sure it's in comfort.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I hate to leave my washing alone.
So I always make sure it's in comfort.
So I always make sure it's in comfort.
The only way to start the new year 😎
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The only way to start the new year 😎
Today is a lazy PJ kind of day
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Today is a lazy PJ kind of day
Home alone, again 🤣
December 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Home alone, again 🤣
Christmas wouldn’t be the same without the turkey, a fruit cake and some nuts.
But enough about the relatives.
But enough about the relatives.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas wouldn’t be the same without the turkey, a fruit cake and some nuts.
But enough about the relatives.
But enough about the relatives.
Saint Etienne - I Was Born On Christmas Day
YouTube video by SaintEtienneOfficial
youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
" It is better to give than to receive "
Just as fucking well if your delivery company is Evri.
Just as fucking well if your delivery company is Evri.
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
" It is better to give than to receive "
Just as fucking well if your delivery company is Evri.
Just as fucking well if your delivery company is Evri.
Make Christmas more entertaining by sending a Christmas card to your neighbours with things like;
"To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas "
Then sign it from another nob of a neighbour.
"To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas "
Then sign it from another nob of a neighbour.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Make Christmas more entertaining by sending a Christmas card to your neighbours with things like;
"To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas "
Then sign it from another nob of a neighbour.
"To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas "
Then sign it from another nob of a neighbour.
It’s Christmas Eve, Eve 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s Christmas Eve, Eve 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM