the extreme planned obsolescence of their phones.
Would love thoughtful #advice.
Tags bc I don't really know anyone here yet and would really like some help. 3/3

Does anyone have any experience with another #running #gps device? I don't believe fitbit has as much data as I want (distance, speed, elevation, cadence, mile splits, etc.)
Is it time to shell out for an 🍎watch? I don't want to, I'm already mad at them for (2/3)

My husband works for the WLF - we will be out there!

I'm not sure if we had negotiated any terms. Maybe Tim remembers. What I do remember is they were shocked and scrambled about to give us some money, which we used to go see a movie. I think it was Jaws. Maybe Jaws 2. Tim and Scott picked, no doubt.
End of 🧵

After what I recall as a couple of hours (in my memory at least), we actually found the guy's bike! No one was more shocked than we were. Except maybe the couple when we brought the bike back to them. We were beaming with pride and a little bit of greed, wondering what the reward would be. 🧵 5/6

who probably thought "what do we have to lose?" and give some young mischief-makers something to do for the day. The three of us set out to find this bike. Systematically checking all of the buildings on campus, and pausing to steal sodas from a soda machine - either Tim or Scott knew how. 🧵 4/?

I assume we did at least, because we got some business. Seems like it didn't take long before some young couple in our complex reached out to us and said that his bike had been stolen. He described it and we set off on our way.
This was a very kind gesture for the young couple, 🧵 3/?

getting her bachelor's degree post divorce from my dad. Pretty ghetto setup, but there were tons of kids around and was actually a pretty great place to live for a few years.
One day we (me, brother, brother's friend Scott) were bored and decided to start a detective agency.
🧵 2/?

The heart is the only reaction it'll let me give right now. Broken heart would be more appropriate.

Yeah, I'm worried about that aspect of it. But I'm feeling indignant about not being held hostage and my stubborn taurus-ness is pressing on. Hopefully we'll still get invited to stuff.

It seems to have downloaded a bunch of photos from fb to my google pictures. I'll double check before I delete completely.

Neat!

La Romana, Dominican Republic!

Same, my insta feed is at least 85% drag queens.

???

Chi has suddenly doubled their prices, too. Eff those guys, all of them. Hope Paul Mitchell is on the side of good.