Azalea Jane
@tangopianista.bsky.social
Musician, dancer, polymath, ace lesbian
she/hurhurhur
she/hurhurhur
Rebrand daylight savings time as "woke" so conservatives start a culture war on it. We'll lose on purpose and finally be rid of DST 😈
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rebrand daylight savings time as "woke" so conservatives start a culture war on it. We'll lose on purpose and finally be rid of DST 😈
Bulldoze the whole thing
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bulldoze the whole thing
Democrats and Republicans: two blades, one ✂️
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Democrats and Republicans: two blades, one ✂️
Heavily paraphrasing the Judge's opinion dismissing #Drake 's lawsuit:
"It's just an opinion bro, it's a fucking rap beef, also you invited him to make that accusation, also Not Like Us is a bop, get rekt lmao"
"It's just an opinion bro, it's a fucking rap beef, also you invited him to make that accusation, also Not Like Us is a bop, get rekt lmao"
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Heavily paraphrasing the Judge's opinion dismissing #Drake 's lawsuit:
"It's just an opinion bro, it's a fucking rap beef, also you invited him to make that accusation, also Not Like Us is a bop, get rekt lmao"
"It's just an opinion bro, it's a fucking rap beef, also you invited him to make that accusation, also Not Like Us is a bop, get rekt lmao"
If you're raised liberal in the USA but actually care about all that hippie-dippie stuff like truth and justice, your life becomes a series of Democrats disappointing and gaslighting you
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you're raised liberal in the USA but actually care about all that hippie-dippie stuff like truth and justice, your life becomes a series of Democrats disappointing and gaslighting you
Portland is a war zone. Furries with nerf guns and foam swords on every corner. All baristas striking and preventing entrance to voodoo donuts. Antifa blimps patrolling every quadrant and targeting random men with forced feminization laser beams.
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Portland is a war zone. Furries with nerf guns and foam swords on every corner. All baristas striking and preventing entrance to voodoo donuts. Antifa blimps patrolling every quadrant and targeting random men with forced feminization laser beams.
Reposted by Azalea Jane
The next edition of the Ezra Klein Show, Ezra talks to KKK grand Wizard who does “race relations the right way”
@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social
@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The next edition of the Ezra Klein Show, Ezra talks to KKK grand Wizard who does “race relations the right way”
@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social
@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social
So proud of all the brave celebrities who waited two years into an openly announced, live-streamed genocide to start saying anything about it, well after half a million people are dead and public opinion has shifted enough for them not to face significant blowback. True heroes!
*internal screaming*
*internal screaming*
September 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So proud of all the brave celebrities who waited two years into an openly announced, live-streamed genocide to start saying anything about it, well after half a million people are dead and public opinion has shifted enough for them not to face significant blowback. True heroes!
*internal screaming*
*internal screaming*
Fighting for a principle is not honorable if the principle itself is not honorable
September 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Fighting for a principle is not honorable if the principle itself is not honorable
I'm never one to cry-shame, especially for folks socialized as men, but Dean Withers crying about Charlie Kirk on stream has to be one of the most cringe-inducing moments I've ever seen. Imagine holding a candle for one of the worst people ever, and also claiming to be progressive.
September 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm never one to cry-shame, especially for folks socialized as men, but Dean Withers crying about Charlie Kirk on stream has to be one of the most cringe-inducing moments I've ever seen. Imagine holding a candle for one of the worst people ever, and also claiming to be progressive.
"Charlie Kirk is Dwight Mann's Tupac"
-- Sunn m'Cheaux
-- Sunn m'Cheaux
September 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Charlie Kirk is Dwight Mann's Tupac"
-- Sunn m'Cheaux
-- Sunn m'Cheaux
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you have a bridge to sell me? sick, i've always wanted one of those
September 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
you have a bridge to sell me? sick, i've always wanted one of those
Kamala Harris is such a loser that she wrote a whole book about losing and is now going on a book tour to talk about how she lost. GFY
September 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Kamala Harris is such a loser that she wrote a whole book about losing and is now going on a book tour to talk about how she lost. GFY
I'm with her
("Her" in this case is Francesca Albanese)
("Her" in this case is Francesca Albanese)
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm with her
("Her" in this case is Francesca Albanese)
("Her" in this case is Francesca Albanese)
I refuse to precede any knighted person's name with "Sir" or "Dame" because it indirectly affirms the legitimacy of the British monarchy
September 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I refuse to precede any knighted person's name with "Sir" or "Dame" because it indirectly affirms the legitimacy of the British monarchy
Scientists and philosophers: "What makes a person how they are? How much is it nature vs. nurture?"
Astrologers: it's a secret third thing
Astrologers: it's a secret third thing
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Scientists and philosophers: "What makes a person how they are? How much is it nature vs. nurture?"
Astrologers: it's a secret third thing
Astrologers: it's a secret third thing
"We're the good guys"
- Every bad guy, ever
- Every bad guy, ever
August 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"We're the good guys"
- Every bad guy, ever
- Every bad guy, ever
I just found out my favorite band "left wing commies" are a bunch of left wing commies. SMH
August 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I just found out my favorite band "left wing commies" are a bunch of left wing commies. SMH
I'm such a useless lesbian I should change my name to Thoughts and Prayers
August 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm such a useless lesbian I should change my name to Thoughts and Prayers
GAVIN NEWSOM HATES TRANS PEOPLE AND HOMELESS PEOPLE
DO NOT SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER HOW FUNNY HIS POSTS ARE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
DO NOT SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER HOW FUNNY HIS POSTS ARE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
August 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
GAVIN NEWSOM HATES TRANS PEOPLE AND HOMELESS PEOPLE
DO NOT SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER HOW FUNNY HIS POSTS ARE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
DO NOT SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER HOW FUNNY HIS POSTS ARE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I know I talk a lot of shit about astrology, but I'd rather hang out with astrologers than economists
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I know I talk a lot of shit about astrology, but I'd rather hang out with astrologers than economists
Broke: two-state solution
Woke: one-state solution
Bespoke: zero-state solution
Woke: one-state solution
Bespoke: zero-state solution
August 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Broke: two-state solution
Woke: one-state solution
Bespoke: zero-state solution
Woke: one-state solution
Bespoke: zero-state solution
She wants the (NCC-1701) D
August 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
She wants the (NCC-1701) D