Tanked Putin
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Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - https://www.nature.com/articles/475037b N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O
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Tanked Putin
@tankedputin.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Russian culture is like a dick.
It’s ok to have it. It’s even ok to be proud of it. But it’s not better than anyone else’s, keep it tucked away where it belongs, don’t go around shoving it down peoples throats and most importantly don’t genocide trying to force it on others.
It’s ok to have it. It’s even ok to be proud of it. But it’s not better than anyone else’s, keep it tucked away where it belongs, don’t go around shoving it down peoples throats and most importantly don’t genocide trying to force it on others.
Trump farted in the limo… there I said it. 🤢
August 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump farted in the limo… there I said it. 🤢
I’m not stating any facts, just asking questions…👀
August 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m not stating any facts, just asking questions…👀
The new multipolar world order so many seem to yearn for, does not mean freedom and prosperity for the global south. It means less rules and consequences for dicktators like me, Xi Pooh and Kim the Young One. And more suffering for everyone else.
… enjoy your new reality 😬
… enjoy your new reality 😬
August 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The new multipolar world order so many seem to yearn for, does not mean freedom and prosperity for the global south. It means less rules and consequences for dicktators like me, Xi Pooh and Kim the Young One. And more suffering for everyone else.
… enjoy your new reality 😬
… enjoy your new reality 😬
Lavrov seems to argue for elimination of Russian state 😳
"What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
"What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
March 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Lavrov seems to argue for elimination of Russian state 😳
"What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
"What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
Today I visited the front in Kursk… by that I mean that I cosplayed in a basement in Moscow with maps of Kursk on the walls. 😬
March 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Today I visited the front in Kursk… by that I mean that I cosplayed in a basement in Moscow with maps of Kursk on the walls. 😬
President Trump should be careful when planning invasions of other countries. Unlike the countries I attacked, Greenland do have one Nuuk. 😳
a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
President Trump should be careful when planning invasions of other countries. Unlike the countries I attacked, Greenland do have one Nuuk. 😳
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Punch Nazi's
January 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Punch Nazi's
This was my plan! I mentioned to Xi last time we met and now he has copied it… who would have guessed 😳
January 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This was my plan! I mentioned to Xi last time we met and now he has copied it… who would have guessed 😳
American guns, tanks and air defenses were sent to Ukraine without any thoughts of the consequences. Imagine how useful they would have been in LA right now fighting fires instead.
January 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
American guns, tanks and air defenses were sent to Ukraine without any thoughts of the consequences. Imagine how useful they would have been in LA right now fighting fires instead.
According to Russian Ministry of Tourism and Ridiculous Propaganda, 2025 may be the year that Norilsk pass Vorkuta as the most beautiful city of Russia.
January 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
According to Russian Ministry of Tourism and Ridiculous Propaganda, 2025 may be the year that Norilsk pass Vorkuta as the most beautiful city of Russia.
After almost three years, three quarter of a million soldiers lost and close to ten thousand tanks, we are still fighting with one hand behind the back. Waiting for the right moment to strike. This is true 4D chess.
December 15, 2024 at 8:37 PM
After almost three years, three quarter of a million soldiers lost and close to ten thousand tanks, we are still fighting with one hand behind the back. Waiting for the right moment to strike. This is true 4D chess.
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It’s a rare species of victory 😬
December 14, 2024 at 12:11 PM
It’s a rare species of victory 😬
Syrian grapes aren’t as sweet as advertised. In fact they are quite sour.
We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
December 14, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Syrian grapes aren’t as sweet as advertised. In fact they are quite sour.
We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
In 1989 Soviet troops left Afghanistan with the tail between the legs. Two years later the Soviet Union collapsed.
Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
Reportedly, these are Russian armed forces leaving Syria.
December 14, 2024 at 9:41 AM
In 1989 Soviet troops left Afghanistan with the tail between the legs. Two years later the Soviet Union collapsed.
Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
Once we have soldiers inside the town of Pokrovsk we will celebrate by renaming it to Stalingrad… what could possibly go wrong?
December 12, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Once we have soldiers inside the town of Pokrovsk we will celebrate by renaming it to Stalingrad… what could possibly go wrong?
Do you have any advice on how to console a deposed dicktator? Assad is constantly crying and wants to hug all the time. Not sure how to handle this 😳
December 10, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Do you have any advice on how to console a deposed dicktator? Assad is constantly crying and wants to hug all the time. Not sure how to handle this 😳
Russian healthcare. 😳
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Russian healthcare. 😳
War crime!!!
Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳
Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
War crime!!!
Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳
Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳
Loosing followers lately? Well, it can’t be worse than for me. I’ve lost ¾ of a million followers the last three years. Strangely enough in the demographic group Russian males on vacation in Ukraine. What am I doing wrong?
#750K_day
#750K_day
December 6, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Loosing followers lately? Well, it can’t be worse than for me. I’ve lost ¾ of a million followers the last three years. Strangely enough in the demographic group Russian males on vacation in Ukraine. What am I doing wrong?
#750K_day
#750K_day
Happy 750K-day!
I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon”
I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse?
I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon”
I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse?
December 6, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Happy 750K-day!
I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon”
I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse?
I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon”
I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse?
In Russia violence is an inherent part of everyone’s lives. We fight anyone, anywhere. We fight on the beaches, we fight in the fields and in the streets, we fight in the hills… and the elevators?
#RussiaIsATerroristState
#RussiaIsATerroristState
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
In Russia violence is an inherent part of everyone’s lives. We fight anyone, anywhere. We fight on the beaches, we fight in the fields and in the streets, we fight in the hills… and the elevators?
#RussiaIsATerroristState
#RussiaIsATerroristState
In my youth I actually considered becoming a gigolo. Do you think I made a bad career choice by becoming dicktator instead?
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 AM
In my youth I actually considered becoming a gigolo. Do you think I made a bad career choice by becoming dicktator instead?