shifty shape shifter
tankweasel.bsky.social
shifty shape shifter
@tankweasel.bsky.social
oh my dog
oh long john
oh long johnson
oh don piano
why I eyes ya
all the live long day

columbus, ohio
Its insane to me, even though I grew up on the east coast, that the trip to Columbus Ohio from Boston is via Philly. Also, I would have done anything to avoid I-95.

Additionally, as someone who went to high school just outside Philly, I would have also done anything to avoid Philly.
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
What precipitated the unscheduled M&M distribution event?
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Soooo... I had mono bad in 7th grade. Was in bed for a month, didn't have the energy to stand up, I had to crawl. Sinuses entirely plugged. Finally, enough energy to get up and shower. Sat for ~30 min in shower. Steam loosened nasal plug. Kept trying to blow nose. Finally, it came out: bologna.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
me trying to understand that sentence the first time:
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Its AI. The original tiktok that posted this has nothing but AI slop videos of animals doing cute things. To double check, the great dane on that tiktok account has spots that change in every video.
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Here I am, running my entire business with LibreOffice.
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
In a grain silo, the distance between the top floor and the next floor down is about six stories due to the silo bins not having "floors" to get off at. Plus my coworkers were shaking the belt because they thought it was funny. Once, never again

www.elevatorbobs-elevator-pics.com/manlifts_p1....
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
you and koshaw were the first furs I met in person, in like 1995 or 1996, at that comic shop in santa monica iirc

I also think you're the one that turned me onto orbital

thanks for both, and happy nudeer!
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The one by bolton had that when I was there. It couldnt understand me, so I got pissed and loudly told it I didn't drive up just to argue with a robot, and the drive-thru person immediately took over..... I quit going to that Wendys after that.
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm a dirigible, Alan Alda, the year 1957, artichoke.
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hope you dont get discouraged, everything slows down in December. You have a lot of strong soft skills that would be very valuable in different industries. You could look into project mgmt, inside sales, property mgmt, healthcare/insurance admin... I gave up on IT and am learning a whole new trade.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Authentic columbus, ohio slice (where their hq is)
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
unbelievable! brand name real life! r
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM