Pinned
tanner
@tannernicholson.bsky.social
· Feb 1
godspeed you! white guy with a predisposition to prostate cancer
bioethics is a fake field of study give me any ethical dilemma and i will solve it in two (2) seconds
February 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
bioethics is a fake field of study give me any ethical dilemma and i will solve it in two (2) seconds
instead of making my girlrfriend read my tweets i’m making her read my google reviews with me
February 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
instead of making my girlrfriend read my tweets i’m making her read my google reviews with me
hot take: i don't want my penis exploded
February 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hot take: i don't want my penis exploded
i have shamelessly dumped all of my great hits here
February 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i have shamelessly dumped all of my great hits here
cranking hog or hogly crankin
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
cranking hog or hogly crankin
there needs to be more musicality in bongs would it kill them to add a reed
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
there needs to be more musicality in bongs would it kill them to add a reed
fuck yall know bout some fuckin bran flakes
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
fuck yall know bout some fuckin bran flakes
thinking about the colonel
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thinking about the colonel
i’m such a degenerate i can’t even watch d3 women’s pickleball without going 10 grand in the hole
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i’m such a degenerate i can’t even watch d3 women’s pickleball without going 10 grand in the hole
how do i make my guitar sound like rfk
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
how do i make my guitar sound like rfk
i am running for teamster president to bring back racketeering
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i am running for teamster president to bring back racketeering
i’ve really been enjoying super mario galaxy but i really can’t shake the feeling that it would be a better game if there was a payday loan mechanic
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i’ve really been enjoying super mario galaxy but i really can’t shake the feeling that it would be a better game if there was a payday loan mechanic
went to the celestial kingdom and my harem of virgins fucking unionized will the suffering ever end
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
went to the celestial kingdom and my harem of virgins fucking unionized will the suffering ever end
i feel an incredibly strong paternal instinct for the wii balance board in wii fit
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i feel an incredibly strong paternal instinct for the wii balance board in wii fit
went to planned parenthood and the fuckers gave me an ied INSTEAD of an iud…. this pussy bomb
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
went to planned parenthood and the fuckers gave me an ied INSTEAD of an iud…. this pussy bomb
godspeed you! white guy with a predisposition to prostate cancer
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
godspeed you! white guy with a predisposition to prostate cancer