I kept hoping they were lying

See... It IS possible.

Our former Dem Representative, Jackie Speier, did just that years ago, living on about $4.50/day (SNAP benefit) in food for a week, to demonstrate just how impossible it is to get enough nourishing food that way

Thank you, that's the part that was absolutely tripping me up. She's not actually wrong - $15.64/day per person is reasonable if you don't live in a food desert (which is a separate problem that should be addressed.) But that means that SNAP should be $500/person!

Republicans did a complete rebranding of Reagan, turning him into a god-like being. Even some on the left lapped it up.

Why would you believe your own eyes when you should put all your faith in a pathological liar?

This is a whole new level of evil.

Sorry, he actually did—during his 1st term. This is how dumb he is.

And we KNOW he wants to use them:”Why have them if you aren’t going to use them?”

Without cheating, he probably shoots his blood pressure reading

Notice he never plays in televised tournaments. Wonder why.🤔

I think she was married to one of the ninja turtles

Hey, I signed that too.

Race was not the reason Sears lost. She was terrible.

Great question! You see, he gathers up ALL the red ones to keep us all safe, then rubs them all over himself, causing a melted mess, ensuring no one can sneak a few.

Except RFK Jr will remove that red m&m. Red dye is deadly.

I think it's because it's home to lots of Somalians. They're not illegal, in fact, most are citizens, but going after them appeals to the maga base. Scary dark-skinned foreigners are invading your country...