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Gen X. Find out.
When I see a recipe online and it has more than 1 ingredient, I’m like “Thanks, but no thanks.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
When I see a recipe online and it has more than 1 ingredient, I’m like “Thanks, but no thanks.”
Calling someone a Trumper just became hilariously more insulting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Calling someone a Trumper just became hilariously more insulting.
How old am I? Just realized a good portion of my liked songs are yacht music. That’s how old I am.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How old am I? Just realized a good portion of my liked songs are yacht music. That’s how old I am.
It’s not AI destroying humanity we need to worry about. It’s the billionaire owners using AI to destroy humanity. But don’t worry, the media the billionaires own will tell you otherwise.
August 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s not AI destroying humanity we need to worry about. It’s the billionaire owners using AI to destroy humanity. But don’t worry, the media the billionaires own will tell you otherwise.
I’m already sick of preseason football. Bring on the real stuff!
August 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m already sick of preseason football. Bring on the real stuff!
Dear cis women allies,
Giving a trans woman unsolicited advice is super offensive. 1. It’s mansplaining. 2. We don’t need that. 3. Mind your own business. 4. Assume less, listen more. 5. And believe me, we always notice when the only interesting thing about us is that we’re trans. It’s so cringe.
Giving a trans woman unsolicited advice is super offensive. 1. It’s mansplaining. 2. We don’t need that. 3. Mind your own business. 4. Assume less, listen more. 5. And believe me, we always notice when the only interesting thing about us is that we’re trans. It’s so cringe.
August 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dear cis women allies,
Giving a trans woman unsolicited advice is super offensive. 1. It’s mansplaining. 2. We don’t need that. 3. Mind your own business. 4. Assume less, listen more. 5. And believe me, we always notice when the only interesting thing about us is that we’re trans. It’s so cringe.
Giving a trans woman unsolicited advice is super offensive. 1. It’s mansplaining. 2. We don’t need that. 3. Mind your own business. 4. Assume less, listen more. 5. And believe me, we always notice when the only interesting thing about us is that we’re trans. It’s so cringe.
Trump being on Epstein’s guest list isn’t news. Everyone already knows they were friends. So what? What does this really change? Nothing.
July 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump being on Epstein’s guest list isn’t news. Everyone already knows they were friends. So what? What does this really change? Nothing.
Programming with ChatGPT feels like I’m living in the future. But not the future where the computer always gets it right. The future where the computer thinks it understands you, but it doesn’t and wreaks havoc to your code. Then you’re back to debugging code in the modern day.
May 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Programming with ChatGPT feels like I’m living in the future. But not the future where the computer always gets it right. The future where the computer thinks it understands you, but it doesn’t and wreaks havoc to your code. Then you’re back to debugging code in the modern day.
Part of me hopes these bathroom laws do get changed. Because you can’t tell a trans man from a cis man. Google it.
So what’s gonna happen is all the sex predator cis men will be using the women’s restroom. The Karens will be perma triggered while trans women will be safe.
Society will crumble.
So what’s gonna happen is all the sex predator cis men will be using the women’s restroom. The Karens will be perma triggered while trans women will be safe.
Society will crumble.
April 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Part of me hopes these bathroom laws do get changed. Because you can’t tell a trans man from a cis man. Google it.
So what’s gonna happen is all the sex predator cis men will be using the women’s restroom. The Karens will be perma triggered while trans women will be safe.
Society will crumble.
So what’s gonna happen is all the sex predator cis men will be using the women’s restroom. The Karens will be perma triggered while trans women will be safe.
Society will crumble.
I’m wearing my brown cargo yoga pants with a camo shirt and ladybug earrings.
Feeling dykie. Might go to Lowe’s later. IDK. 🤷♀️
Feeling dykie. Might go to Lowe’s later. IDK. 🤷♀️
February 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m wearing my brown cargo yoga pants with a camo shirt and ladybug earrings.
Feeling dykie. Might go to Lowe’s later. IDK. 🤷♀️
Feeling dykie. Might go to Lowe’s later. IDK. 🤷♀️
IDK whose mauve lipstick I keep finding on my puppy, but I will find you, and make fun of your shoes. 😠
PS: It’s probably my lipstick.
PPS: It better be. 😡
PS: It’s probably my lipstick.
PPS: It better be. 😡
January 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
IDK whose mauve lipstick I keep finding on my puppy, but I will find you, and make fun of your shoes. 😠
PS: It’s probably my lipstick.
PPS: It better be. 😡
PS: It’s probably my lipstick.
PPS: It better be. 😡
“Coincidentally”, shortly after Facebook removed fact checkers, TicTok is banned by the US government.
#BAU
#BAU
a cartoon drawing of a doorway with arches and columns
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a doorway with arches and columns
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January 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Coincidentally”, shortly after Facebook removed fact checkers, TicTok is banned by the US government.
#BAU
#BAU
I got a puppy. He has a bow tie.
Pretty sure I’m winning in life.
Pretty sure I’m winning in life.
January 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I got a puppy. He has a bow tie.
Pretty sure I’m winning in life.
Pretty sure I’m winning in life.
I just watched Oppenheimer. Really enjoyed the movie. Made me remember hearing all those people complaining about it. What a bunch of losers. Same for the people complaining about the Barbie movie. Social media… jfc.
December 29, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I just watched Oppenheimer. Really enjoyed the movie. Made me remember hearing all those people complaining about it. What a bunch of losers. Same for the people complaining about the Barbie movie. Social media… jfc.
Imagine having a penis so small that you cancel millions of dollars in cancer research for children.
F*CK Elon, Trump, and the entire MAGA party. Sickening.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Cut Child Cancer Research From Funding Bill After Musk's Meddling
Republicans removed funding for child cancer research from a new version of a bill to fund the government after Elon Musk torpedoed the previous deal.
www.rollingstone.com
December 20, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Imagine having a penis so small that you cancel millions of dollars in cancer research for children.
My new boyfriend is the cutest dude ever. He’s a bad boy that ate an entire ball of fresh mozzarella, left a dead rat on my bed, broke into my house thru a locked doggy door, and knocked the kitchen trash over cuz something smelled good.
It’s only been 24 hours, but I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
It’s only been 24 hours, but I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
December 18, 2024 at 3:38 AM
My new boyfriend is the cutest dude ever. He’s a bad boy that ate an entire ball of fresh mozzarella, left a dead rat on my bed, broke into my house thru a locked doggy door, and knocked the kitchen trash over cuz something smelled good.
It’s only been 24 hours, but I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
It’s only been 24 hours, but I’m pretty sure he’s the one.
The first rule of Over Explainers Club is broken up into seven distinct parts. The first having three core features with a rich history that started twenty five years ago when…
December 18, 2024 at 12:22 AM
The first rule of Over Explainers Club is broken up into seven distinct parts. The first having three core features with a rich history that started twenty five years ago when…
Yesterday my neighbor’s kid said to me, “You have a kid. Where is the daddy?”
I responded with, “It’s complicated.”
🤣🏳️⚧️
I responded with, “It’s complicated.”
🤣🏳️⚧️
December 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Yesterday my neighbor’s kid said to me, “You have a kid. Where is the daddy?”
I responded with, “It’s complicated.”
🤣🏳️⚧️
I responded with, “It’s complicated.”
🤣🏳️⚧️
Holy crap. I told ChatGPT I was going to ramble about my job. Said to ask for more details, give examples, and make suggestions.
Then after 20 minutes I gave it the requirements for my annual review, and said to fill it out.
Holy crap. The results were phenomenal. The best annual review I’ve done.
Then after 20 minutes I gave it the requirements for my annual review, and said to fill it out.
Holy crap. The results were phenomenal. The best annual review I’ve done.
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Holy crap. I told ChatGPT I was going to ramble about my job. Said to ask for more details, give examples, and make suggestions.
Then after 20 minutes I gave it the requirements for my annual review, and said to fill it out.
Holy crap. The results were phenomenal. The best annual review I’ve done.
Then after 20 minutes I gave it the requirements for my annual review, and said to fill it out.
Holy crap. The results were phenomenal. The best annual review I’ve done.
A month and 15 lbs ago I heard someone say, “people aren’t hungry for calories. People are hungry for nutrients.”
Despite my skeptical, that resonated with me. So I started taking a multivitamin in the morning. I ate lean protein, fruits, and vegetables.
Despite my skeptical, that resonated with me. So I started taking a multivitamin in the morning. I ate lean protein, fruits, and vegetables.
December 4, 2024 at 6:36 PM
A month and 15 lbs ago I heard someone say, “people aren’t hungry for calories. People are hungry for nutrients.”
Despite my skeptical, that resonated with me. So I started taking a multivitamin in the morning. I ate lean protein, fruits, and vegetables.
Despite my skeptical, that resonated with me. So I started taking a multivitamin in the morning. I ate lean protein, fruits, and vegetables.
Inside is done. Off to do the outside.
December 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Inside is done. Off to do the outside.
Some dude hit on me at a coffee shop with google translate. Thats a first. 🤷♀️
November 30, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Some dude hit on me at a coffee shop with google translate. Thats a first. 🤷♀️
Are men allergic to proposing a day, tine, and place all at once? Why they gotta turn it into 20 questions?
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Are men allergic to proposing a day, tine, and place all at once? Why they gotta turn it into 20 questions?
Hear me out.
A chem trail company, but we only fly at night.
💰💰💰
A chem trail company, but we only fly at night.
💰💰💰
November 27, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Hear me out.
A chem trail company, but we only fly at night.
💰💰💰
A chem trail company, but we only fly at night.
💰💰💰