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Tan The Man
@tantheman95.bsky.social
30, UK ❤️
It really does all go down in the barbers, cos a man comes in for a haircut and so far I’ve learnt his son ran away to a Scotland for a girl and the girl don’t exist so he had to go up to Scotland to go get him.
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December 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thank goodness work is done, I can officially do absolutely nothing.

Sat here now at the barbers waiting for the fresh trim! 🤭👏🏻
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Drop a lawyer
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Paid of my credit card debt this morning! 😊

Officially debt free, ending 2026 on a high 🙌🏻🩶
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Everyone finishing for the year and here I am working till Xmas Eve 😂😅
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Things are on the up ❤️‍🔥🙌🏻 sometimes you have to go through the bad to get to the good times 👊🏻😊
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Secret Santa at work today! Let’s see what I get …
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December 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Work Christmas Party tonight and I’ve opted to stay at home and be sensible. 😂😂 boy have I changed 😂😂
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bought myself a new iPad and MacBook at the end of October and still haven’t opened it.

Clearly I have been busy
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December 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Happy Thursday everyone!!

Have a great day!!
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Inspired by @andyukb.bsky.social & his chest hair 🔥

Here’s a topless Tan featuring me & my chest hair 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I fear I maybe goin blinder by the day, literally got my glasses on and I’m still squinting 😂😂😂
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December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Shouldn’t have had that red bull last night Jeebus 😂😂😂🤭
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Opening a can of Red Bull at this hour … I am buzzing 😂
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Got dinner guests meant to be here for 8pm and 25 mins later they still haven’t arrived … WHERE R U 🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What a day, time to relax with dinner and movie! 🩶
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie”
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Working 9-5 what a way to make a living 🎧🎶🎤
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I don’t know if I want to scream or fucking scream.
August 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Taylor Swift has gotten engaged ❤️💗
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August 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In case anyone needs a reminder -

You are loved ❤️
You are worth it ❤️
Never give up ❤️
August 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watching the most recent season of Criminal Minds and there’s a lot of swearing.
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August 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Sunday! Have a fab day 🧡
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
So not in the mood today. F M L
August 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
How does the summer find you?
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM