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Pisses me off so profoundly that Darth Vader is Dark Vader in France. They really had to avoid that “th” sound huh?
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Pisses me off so profoundly that Darth Vader is Dark Vader in France. They really had to avoid that “th” sound huh?
Just wanted to give a shout out to all the divine creatures out there in bed with their dog , that’s the place to be
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just wanted to give a shout out to all the divine creatures out there in bed with their dog , that’s the place to be
The name Josh has got to be the least sexy name ever
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The name Josh has got to be the least sexy name ever
French people sure do love pronouncing the “L” in salmon
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
French people sure do love pronouncing the “L” in salmon
Still can’t get over the policemen in France with their monster vapes just making giant clouds on the sidewalk
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Still can’t get over the policemen in France with their monster vapes just making giant clouds on the sidewalk
I still feel dehydrated from that damn food poisoning plane ride but I’m happy I got to water my flowers in the motherland and even more happy my mom sent me home with this truffle salt that is currently overpowering the risotto I just spent two hours making
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I still feel dehydrated from that damn food poisoning plane ride but I’m happy I got to water my flowers in the motherland and even more happy my mom sent me home with this truffle salt that is currently overpowering the risotto I just spent two hours making
Nothing hits harder than Satie coming on the radio in my belovèd France after a punishing USA trip.
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Nothing hits harder than Satie coming on the radio in my belovèd France after a punishing USA trip.
So far I can’t make it past 2 caffeinated beverages without flipping out. How will I survive the motherland? Maybe bc it’s so fucking expensive I’ll be restrained lol
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So far I can’t make it past 2 caffeinated beverages without flipping out. How will I survive the motherland? Maybe bc it’s so fucking expensive I’ll be restrained lol
Gotta get my coffee tolerance up before the United States because I am planning on hitting all the cafes.
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gotta get my coffee tolerance up before the United States because I am planning on hitting all the cafes.
Libras beware. I will be raining on your parade while also stealing your thunder.
October 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Libras beware. I will be raining on your parade while also stealing your thunder.
In screaming baby, fluorescent light hell rn. 😟 I will get through this
September 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
In screaming baby, fluorescent light hell rn. 😟 I will get through this
What the fuck like NONE of my friends have a kitchen nook in addition to a normal size fridge, oven, stove and dishwasher in Paris. How did we luck out so much
September 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What the fuck like NONE of my friends have a kitchen nook in addition to a normal size fridge, oven, stove and dishwasher in Paris. How did we luck out so much
Sos I miss Trader Joe’s for the first time… what does it mean
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sos I miss Trader Joe’s for the first time… what does it mean
My friend from high school who is very Mormon posted this and I was ready to be disappointed and she got me til the very end.
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My friend from high school who is very Mormon posted this and I was ready to be disappointed and she got me til the very end.
People don’t see it yet but I’m literally living in my dream apartment. I love it 🥲
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
People don’t see it yet but I’m literally living in my dream apartment. I love it 🥲
You know what. I’m going to go to jail for this but fuck hummus.
August 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You know what. I’m going to go to jail for this but fuck hummus.
Having hallucinations about how everyone secretly doesn’t like me even though I’m texting 3 or 4 friends right now about mundane things only buddies would share. I think it’s because everyone is on vacation so the world is silent
August 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Having hallucinations about how everyone secretly doesn’t like me even though I’m texting 3 or 4 friends right now about mundane things only buddies would share. I think it’s because everyone is on vacation so the world is silent
Just when I thought my rage was over, I learned the French call Darth Vader, DARK VADER. This country is out of control.
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just when I thought my rage was over, I learned the French call Darth Vader, DARK VADER. This country is out of control.
Dammit I still think Eminem is cute. When will I finally evolve
August 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dammit I still think Eminem is cute. When will I finally evolve
If you’re moshing over the age of 30, you either have generational wealth, a substance abuse issue or both.
August 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you’re moshing over the age of 30, you either have generational wealth, a substance abuse issue or both.
I literally get high at the markets… like thinking holy shit this tomato is gonna be 5 fucking euros. Nope! 85 cents… Jesus Christ
August 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I literally get high at the markets… like thinking holy shit this tomato is gonna be 5 fucking euros. Nope! 85 cents… Jesus Christ
In other news, me and the dog both have good diet and grooming, we are so soft and smell great :^)
August 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
In other news, me and the dog both have good diet and grooming, we are so soft and smell great :^)
It makes me insane when people find out I’m singing for a hardcore/post punk band and they ask if I sing in English or French. Do you know how fucking CUTE it would be if I sang in my little accent in FRENCH!?!??? All of my machismo, all of my swag, would disintegrate. They want it so bad.
August 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It makes me insane when people find out I’m singing for a hardcore/post punk band and they ask if I sing in English or French. Do you know how fucking CUTE it would be if I sang in my little accent in FRENCH!?!??? All of my machismo, all of my swag, would disintegrate. They want it so bad.
Wow Billy Joel really lost his way. He is now a biker but he was such a smokin babe in his heyday
August 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wow Billy Joel really lost his way. He is now a biker but he was such a smokin babe in his heyday
I love how much of a dork Rick Owens is
July 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I love how much of a dork Rick Owens is