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Descole's Manor? Is that a Switch Game? Because I don't have the Switch 2 yet.
June 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Descole's Manor? Is that a Switch Game? Because I don't have the Switch 2 yet.
Statistics prove that having a marketable mascot increases your company's prestige by 40%
June 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Statistics prove that having a marketable mascot increases your company's prestige by 40%
I told you to get in the death maze!!
June 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I told you to get in the death maze!!
He's Targent's official mascot. Created by me. Personally I preferred Targent-chan but whatever.
June 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He's Targent's official mascot. Created by me. Personally I preferred Targent-chan but whatever.
His name is Bishop. I don't like him either.
June 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His name is Bishop. I don't like him either.
1. I just looked at your partner and he looks like a woodpecker. Don't kid yourself.
2. Defacing Targent's mascot is treason so you and your woodpecker are going straight to the death maze.
Have a nice day.
2. Defacing Targent's mascot is treason so you and your woodpecker are going straight to the death maze.
Have a nice day.
June 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
1. I just looked at your partner and he looks like a woodpecker. Don't kid yourself.
2. Defacing Targent's mascot is treason so you and your woodpecker are going straight to the death maze.
Have a nice day.
2. Defacing Targent's mascot is treason so you and your woodpecker are going straight to the death maze.
Have a nice day.
.....
There is no after
There is no after
June 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
.....
There is no after
There is no after
I don't know what your partner looks like, but there's no way he looks anything like Targent Kun. I designed him to be unattainably gorgeous.
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don't know what your partner looks like, but there's no way he looks anything like Targent Kun. I designed him to be unattainably gorgeous.
I wanted to take a before and after selfie the time I was about beat up a police officer in an alleyway. This is the before pic.
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I wanted to take a before and after selfie the time I was about beat up a police officer in an alleyway. This is the before pic.
Well I'm sorry that girls are only interested in gym bros with chad jawlines and don't appreciate what a real man looks like.
June 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Well I'm sorry that girls are only interested in gym bros with chad jawlines and don't appreciate what a real man looks like.
I mean, it's an old photo and the lighting is pretty bad.
June 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I mean, it's an old photo and the lighting is pretty bad.
Seriously?? No-one??
Damn I need to bring out the big guns...
Damn I need to bring out the big guns...
June 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Seriously?? No-one??
Damn I need to bring out the big guns...
Damn I need to bring out the big guns...
I don't care about viruses. YOLO as the kids say.
Ooh! Local milfs in my area want to meet me!
Ooh! Local milfs in my area want to meet me!
May 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't care about viruses. YOLO as the kids say.
Ooh! Local milfs in my area want to meet me!
Ooh! Local milfs in my area want to meet me!
I don't care about the search engine, I just want to see some anime titties
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't care about the search engine, I just want to see some anime titties
Give a bloke some privacy. Got some important research to do.
May 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Give a bloke some privacy. Got some important research to do.
Oh cool cool. I'll get back to my nap.
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh cool cool. I'll get back to my nap.
Ngggh. What's going on? I just woke up from a six week power nap.
May 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ngggh. What's going on? I just woke up from a six week power nap.
Excellent.
No need to fill out any forms. Targent knows your exact location and an agent has been dispatched to pick you up.
And since you have no friend, I'll select one for you:
Professor Sycamore!
This contract is binding, no backing out.
No need to fill out any forms. Targent knows your exact location and an agent has been dispatched to pick you up.
And since you have no friend, I'll select one for you:
Professor Sycamore!
This contract is binding, no backing out.
May 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Excellent.
No need to fill out any forms. Targent knows your exact location and an agent has been dispatched to pick you up.
And since you have no friend, I'll select one for you:
Professor Sycamore!
This contract is binding, no backing out.
No need to fill out any forms. Targent knows your exact location and an agent has been dispatched to pick you up.
And since you have no friend, I'll select one for you:
Professor Sycamore!
This contract is binding, no backing out.
Yeah yeah good times.
Anyway, about that dog..
Anyway, about that dog..
May 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah yeah good times.
Anyway, about that dog..
Anyway, about that dog..