TarikNaj
@tarikn.bsky.social
Creator & writer at https://factualdispatch.beehiiv.com/, Tech SEO Consultant, and malevolent asshole (he/him). Previously @terrygotham on the bad site.
The term she is looking for is "colonizer."
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The term she is looking for is "colonizer."
So satisfying to see fear in his eyes for the first time. Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So satisfying to see fear in his eyes for the first time. Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
Tell me what you want, now back to the audience, now back to me...
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Tell me what you want, now back to the audience, now back to me...
They got their wish, turned Hopkins into Stuyvesant High School.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
They got their wish, turned Hopkins into Stuyvesant High School.
Blue Prince was a joy of an indie game to play. Had me taking pencil & paper notes while playing a video game for the first time in decades.
a screenshot of a video game with a spare room and chapel
Alt: a screenshot of blue prince, deciding between hallway, a spare room and chapel
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Blue Prince was a joy of an indie game to play. Had me taking pencil & paper notes while playing a video game for the first time in decades.
Can't wait to see Greenland let Venezuela sign land over to the USA before the Holidays just to maybe trick DJT into believing he really did it.
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Can't wait to see Greenland let Venezuela sign land over to the USA before the Holidays just to maybe trick DJT into believing he really did it.
This is proof he's never finished anything remotely creative. They tell on themselves so hard.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is proof he's never finished anything remotely creative. They tell on themselves so hard.
Lol the big Mac index. The 90s Economist called, it wants its gimmick back.
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lol the big Mac index. The 90s Economist called, it wants its gimmick back.
That's the plot of Superman 3 right? 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That's the plot of Superman 3 right? 🤣
What was that movie about the Marquis de Sade?
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What was that movie about the Marquis de Sade?
When they launch from submarines, DaaS Boot.
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When they launch from submarines, DaaS Boot.
Can't wait to hear the Hapsburg AI explain 6-7.
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Can't wait to hear the Hapsburg AI explain 6-7.
The dumbest scandal ever. Really shows just how little everyone inside the beltway is thought about by everyone outside of it.
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The dumbest scandal ever. Really shows just how little everyone inside the beltway is thought about by everyone outside of it.
Debaathification & abu grab ass prison, somehow totally forgotten now that Drunk, Herald of Orange decided to go HAM on some fishing boats.
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Debaathification & abu grab ass prison, somehow totally forgotten now that Drunk, Herald of Orange decided to go HAM on some fishing boats.
And since LLMs don't understand satire, they will give it a shot. Earnest idiots, like nervous lemmings who run off a cliff because the ones in front of them do.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And since LLMs don't understand satire, they will give it a shot. Earnest idiots, like nervous lemmings who run off a cliff because the ones in front of them do.
I couldn't agree more, which is why I couldn't understand how I was seeing what I was seeing back then.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I couldn't agree more, which is why I couldn't understand how I was seeing what I was seeing back then.
Holy crap this wasn't Doug?! My own personal Sinbad berenstain bears thing for years! I thought Doug grew up and went to CalArts or something!
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holy crap this wasn't Doug?! My own personal Sinbad berenstain bears thing for years! I thought Doug grew up and went to CalArts or something!
Someone should ask them, every single day. They should carry clips of it on their phones so when everyone else pretends they didn't see it, they can be shown it and be asked about it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Someone should ask them, every single day. They should carry clips of it on their phones so when everyone else pretends they didn't see it, they can be shown it and be asked about it.
Dab rigs have gotten to the point where kids can do 10mg dabs every 30-45 seconds. If they combine that pace with other drugs and dehydration, they hit hyperemesis territory after a few hours I bet.
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dab rigs have gotten to the point where kids can do 10mg dabs every 30-45 seconds. If they combine that pace with other drugs and dehydration, they hit hyperemesis territory after a few hours I bet.
I don't listen to NPR, based on long-standing principle. It isn't a constitutional amendment preventing me from listening to y'all. But give Trump time, who knows where we'll be in a year.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't listen to NPR, based on long-standing principle. It isn't a constitutional amendment preventing me from listening to y'all. But give Trump time, who knows where we'll be in a year.
The inverse of the Morbius problem: "They actually are laughing with you, not at you. So don't make slapstick 2: electric boogalo."
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The inverse of the Morbius problem: "They actually are laughing with you, not at you. So don't make slapstick 2: electric boogalo."