Charles Cheeryble
@tarkio.bsky.social
Industrialist. Philanthropist. Fictional.
New loss trying to haunt Bills fans:
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
New loss trying to haunt Bills fans:
General Tom Thumb
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
General Tom Thumb
Also, I'm lighting a candle in the hope that every other incarnation of this ideal sends her a "Do I match?" pic. True love will find a way.
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Also, I'm lighting a candle in the hope that every other incarnation of this ideal sends her a "Do I match?" pic. True love will find a way.
A significant percentage of his life has happened since January 2025. He's black-body radiating every moment of it.
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
A significant percentage of his life has happened since January 2025. He's black-body radiating every moment of it.
I think I will be more reassured when I read Miller crushed the false tooth as the authorities closed in.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I think I will be more reassured when I read Miller crushed the false tooth as the authorities closed in.
The HBO heavy-rotation schedules loom large in a lot of Gen-X memories. Seems Like Old Times just thinking about it.
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The HBO heavy-rotation schedules loom large in a lot of Gen-X memories. Seems Like Old Times just thinking about it.
It is now his Nobel Paticipation Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 AM
It is now his Nobel Paticipation Prize.
That was the "oh, shit" COVID moment for me.
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That was the "oh, shit" COVID moment for me.
Huh. No 'W'. Well, that ends my interest in the matter.
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Huh. No 'W'. Well, that ends my interest in the matter.
I think you have mixed up who delivers the line in that scene.
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I think you have mixed up who delivers the line in that scene.
I believe the correct Midwest terminology, learned from my Nebraska heritage, is "lyin' sack o' shit."
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I believe the correct Midwest terminology, learned from my Nebraska heritage, is "lyin' sack o' shit."
LISTEN HERE, JERK ...
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
LISTEN HERE, JERK ...
I might shorten mine to:
Shit. Fuck!
Goddamn...
Shit. Fuck!
Goddamn...
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I might shorten mine to:
Shit. Fuck!
Goddamn...
Shit. Fuck!
Goddamn...
Each hour you delay, the mid-song pelvis thrust solo gets five seconds longer.
January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Each hour you delay, the mid-song pelvis thrust solo gets five seconds longer.
Something needed to knock you off the compassion spiral.
BTW, do you know how many fragrance curators I had to call to get my prototypes pressed?
BTW, do you know how many fragrance curators I had to call to get my prototypes pressed?
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Something needed to knock you off the compassion spiral.
BTW, do you know how many fragrance curators I had to call to get my prototypes pressed?
BTW, do you know how many fragrance curators I had to call to get my prototypes pressed?
I've started selling Bath Bomb Roulette. One in each pack smells like yak farts.
Sickos already clamoring "Oops! Just Farts" packs. I refuse.
Sickos already clamoring "Oops! Just Farts" packs. I refuse.
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I've started selling Bath Bomb Roulette. One in each pack smells like yak farts.
Sickos already clamoring "Oops! Just Farts" packs. I refuse.
Sickos already clamoring "Oops! Just Farts" packs. I refuse.
Then I went to college and shopped at Gerbe's and Schnuck's.
Don't forget to gas up at the Kum & Go!
Don't forget to gas up at the Kum & Go!
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Then I went to college and shopped at Gerbe's and Schnuck's.
Don't forget to gas up at the Kum & Go!
Don't forget to gas up at the Kum & Go!
You mean you don't have Hinky Dinky where you're from?
[defunct Midwest chain]
[defunct Midwest chain]
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You mean you don't have Hinky Dinky where you're from?
[defunct Midwest chain]
[defunct Midwest chain]
Speaking as a non-believer, I wish they'd get on with it.
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Speaking as a non-believer, I wish they'd get on with it.