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let’s get some tea.
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
let’s get some tea.
rock ‘n’ roll is not shagging your secretary in front of the pool boys!
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 AM
rock ‘n’ roll is not shagging your secretary in front of the pool boys!
look at you! vera, the oxford student.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
look at you! vera, the oxford student.
in your mind, could you ever be really close to me?
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
in your mind, could you ever be really close to me?
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight
babe, if you can hear me, i want you to know that i love you. and if we get through this and you'll have me back, i wanna be with you. no matter what. i promise i won't let you down. it's all gonna be all right.
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
babe, if you can hear me, i want you to know that i love you. and if we get through this and you'll have me back, i wanna be with you. no matter what. i promise i won't let you down. it's all gonna be all right.
i just need a bit of help. get me some pills. say you're depressed.
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
i just need a bit of help. get me some pills. say you're depressed.
aw, i love this song!
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
aw, i love this song!
well, as it happens babe, i've got this shit on lock. i know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
well, as it happens babe, i've got this shit on lock. i know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.
sorry, love. gotta save the world.
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
sorry, love. gotta save the world.
well, i haven't played piano since i was a kid.
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
well, i haven't played piano since i was a kid.
who has a pet chicken?
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
who has a pet chicken?
- things have been a bit... hectic. guv, can I sleep in the dorm here for a bit?
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
- things have been a bit... hectic. guv, can I sleep in the dorm here for a bit?
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
go back to oxford, vera. do what you always wanted to do.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
go back to oxford, vera. do what you always wanted to do.
- i'm heading out. you wanna come?
- no, i don't, as it happens.
- but it's my birthday, chubs!
- your birthday's in december, are you backwards or something? i had kev at my house, gog. at my house!
- what did you tell him?
- i told him you were a fucking psychopath.
- no, i don't, as it happens.
- but it's my birthday, chubs!
- your birthday's in december, are you backwards or something? i had kev at my house, gog. at my house!
- what did you tell him?
- i told him you were a fucking psychopath.
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
- i'm heading out. you wanna come?
- no, i don't, as it happens.
- but it's my birthday, chubs!
- your birthday's in december, are you backwards or something? i had kev at my house, gog. at my house!
- what did you tell him?
- i told him you were a fucking psychopath.
- no, i don't, as it happens.
- but it's my birthday, chubs!
- your birthday's in december, are you backwards or something? i had kev at my house, gog. at my house!
- what did you tell him?
- i told him you were a fucking psychopath.
- mum? you all right? get my text? oh, my god! look at you. look at you.
- oh, that. don't worry, i tripped over a bollard.
- was it him? was it gog?
- oh, that. don't worry, i tripped over a bollard.
- was it him? was it gog?
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
- mum? you all right? get my text? oh, my god! look at you. look at you.
- oh, that. don't worry, i tripped over a bollard.
- was it him? was it gog?
- oh, that. don't worry, i tripped over a bollard.
- was it him? was it gog?
oh, i've been shaking
i love it when you go crazy
you take all my inhibitions
baby, there's nothing holdin' me back
i love it when you go crazy
you take all my inhibitions
baby, there's nothing holdin' me back
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
oh, i've been shaking
i love it when you go crazy
you take all my inhibitions
baby, there's nothing holdin' me back
i love it when you go crazy
you take all my inhibitions
baby, there's nothing holdin' me back
can i get you a cup of tea, guv?
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
can i get you a cup of tea, guv?
yes! what a doddle!
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
yes! what a doddle!
pancake, of course!
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 AM
pancake, of course!
- hello, mum.
- hello. where do you think you've been, young man?
- competing in the olympics, mum.
- hello. where do you think you've been, young man?
- competing in the olympics, mum.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
- hello, mum.
- hello. where do you think you've been, young man?
- competing in the olympics, mum.
- hello. where do you think you've been, young man?
- competing in the olympics, mum.
so… you want me to check in to hell, cozy up to a fucking demon, and ask him all casual, “hey, so where'd you bury 13 bodies?” is that right? not for all the fucking money in the world.
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
so… you want me to check in to hell, cozy up to a fucking demon, and ask him all casual, “hey, so where'd you bury 13 bodies?” is that right? not for all the fucking money in the world.
come on, tracy. i'm paying you to sell my game, not play other people's.
January 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
come on, tracy. i'm paying you to sell my game, not play other people's.
- things have been a bit... hectic. guv, can I sleep in the dorm here for a bit?
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
- things have been a bit... hectic. guv, can I sleep in the dorm here for a bit?
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
- not if you're not on duty. you could always stay at mine for a bit, if you like.
- i'd love that, guv. i would.
(dracula accent) there is more to dracula than his set of fangs, you know?
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
(dracula accent) there is more to dracula than his set of fangs, you know?
all the attention’s making you arrogant!
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
all the attention’s making you arrogant!