On a totally unrelated note, didn't he dodge the draft multiple times?

I unfortunately have a story for this. Briefly dated a girl who used to pee in the corners of people's living rooms and bedrooms. Why? For fun, of course. She just thought it was funny. No other reason. This is obviously the reason we only dated briefly. I hate that I have some insight on this.

I'm pretty sure you can actually get the Enhanced Editions of Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 on the app store. I know you used to be able to at least. Also Bastion, if you haven't played that.

As a tank main I always thank my healer regardless of what game I'm playing. It's honestly just the polite thing to do, I can't tank without my squishy friends.