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The Suicide Squad
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“These 4 were sent here to deal with any ‘superhero’ related problems, each one form another universe.” -Waller

{❌ NSFW WRITER IS A MINOR‼️ not affiliated with DC or WB as this is a parody account, 🦈for nanaue 🪃for harkness 🟥for lawton 🤡for harley}
🟥; oh get over yourself.
February 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
🦈; hand.
February 8, 2024 at 7:20 PM
🟥; apparently theres a whole other team of us. Huh. Maybe we’ll meet them one day.
February 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
//boomer and waller (i still like KTJL boomer cause hes funny)
February 8, 2024 at 12:16 AM
//shark and deadshot
February 8, 2024 at 12:11 AM
🪃; ahhhhhh fuck off you aint all him.
February 7, 2024 at 9:44 PM
🪃; y’know being with these 3 chumps made me realize something, how the hell did batman get so stupid in 5 years? I mean it’s almost like their different people!
February 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
//hey just a note
No i do not like kill the justice league, only captain boomerang because he was the best part for me personally
Theres a reason hes the only meme from the game
February 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
🦈; me read book, so smart me! Read book you too?
February 7, 2024 at 9:09 PM
🪃; hey, Shark try and pull it.
🦈; ok! [he tried]
February 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM
🪃; names captain boomerang mate! Right from the downunda!
February 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
🟥; is that a pair of teeth with eyeballs.
February 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
🪃; hes also a crybaby!
February 7, 2024 at 6:20 PM
🤡; waller wants us to “socialize with the locals” so i dunno ask us 4 questions.
🟥; oh god dammit.
🪃; alright! Whos got questions!?
🦈; is there num num?
February 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
🟥; no. Shark did you eat them?
🦈; nuh uh!
🪃; well theres your answer!
February 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
🦈; bird.
February 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
🟥; i really just want to shoot this team. But if i do my heads going to get blown up.
February 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
🪃; to put it shorts hes a cry baby who attacks other worlds to rebuild his old planet.
February 7, 2024 at 5:22 PM
🪃; oh bloody hell this green dickhead again? Your kidding me.
February 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
🪃; why the bloody hell are we working together again?
🟥; because if we dont our heads are going to be fucking blown up.
🤡; IM NOT ANY HAPPIER THEN YOU IDIOTS!
🦈; me hungry.
[how did these 4 get here to parody bluesky]
February 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM