Kai
@tasnyx.bsky.social
I’m on this site as a form of spiritual community service
Substack.com/Tasnyx
Substack.com/Tasnyx
I will have a working desktop again for the first time in over a year soon I can’t wait to only play 10 year old games, make dogshit beats and create rasterized visual novel backgrounds in photoshop once more
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I will have a working desktop again for the first time in over a year soon I can’t wait to only play 10 year old games, make dogshit beats and create rasterized visual novel backgrounds in photoshop once more
I need an actual working computer again so I can remake my 1000 page long meta-text horror twine novel that no one will read for the fourth time
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I need an actual working computer again so I can remake my 1000 page long meta-text horror twine novel that no one will read for the fourth time
They’re hiding, uh, drugs in the, er, oil, we’ll have to extract all of it just to make sure nothing gets left behind, another million innocent lives saved by the Amerikkkan Empire!
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They’re hiding, uh, drugs in the, er, oil, we’ll have to extract all of it just to make sure nothing gets left behind, another million innocent lives saved by the Amerikkkan Empire!
If you make too much money at a corporate job or you’re like an evil lawyer or something it’s gonna be Christmas this month and I don’t get anything until January for school and not sure how I’ll cover my bills, not the most pressing matter but venmo same as my @ thanks
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you make too much money at a corporate job or you’re like an evil lawyer or something it’s gonna be Christmas this month and I don’t get anything until January for school and not sure how I’ll cover my bills, not the most pressing matter but venmo same as my @ thanks
Poem I wrote earlier this morning when I couldn’t sleep
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Poem I wrote earlier this morning when I couldn’t sleep
I never posted about my baseball novel on here but I’m still releasing chapters until I’m finished with it so please read them and make an account and give it 5 stars I’m just trying to have one good thing in my dogshit life #booksky #writing #suicidal www.royalroad.com/fiction/1389...
Does My Trail Lead Back To You?
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]Luka’s life changed the summer he started playing baseball with Jace, but as it always does, life complicates itself and Luka finds himself running f...
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December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I never posted about my baseball novel on here but I’m still releasing chapters until I’m finished with it so please read them and make an account and give it 5 stars I’m just trying to have one good thing in my dogshit life #booksky #writing #suicidal www.royalroad.com/fiction/1389...
If I was drowning in the pacific all of you would be on a life boat pushing me deeper into the restless sea all for the crime of just trying to live
Can I have 25 dollars
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I was drowning in the pacific all of you would be on a life boat pushing me deeper into the restless sea all for the crime of just trying to live
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Sometimes overwhelmed with how stupid and pointless my life is mostly but after long enough I find something trivial to focus on so as long as I can keep doing this until I die I’m good
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sometimes overwhelmed with how stupid and pointless my life is mostly but after long enough I find something trivial to focus on so as long as I can keep doing this until I die I’m good
MMA guy from war-torn country: Is ok life, only get punched in head sometimes, for this I thank god
Baseball player from Duluth, MN talking about going 0-5 and making two errors: When I’m out there on the crossroads I’m not sure what’ll get me first, my sins or the serpents
Baseball player from Duluth, MN talking about going 0-5 and making two errors: When I’m out there on the crossroads I’m not sure what’ll get me first, my sins or the serpents
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
MMA guy from war-torn country: Is ok life, only get punched in head sometimes, for this I thank god
Baseball player from Duluth, MN talking about going 0-5 and making two errors: When I’m out there on the crossroads I’m not sure what’ll get me first, my sins or the serpents
Baseball player from Duluth, MN talking about going 0-5 and making two errors: When I’m out there on the crossroads I’m not sure what’ll get me first, my sins or the serpents
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Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch
Black Friday 2025 by Kai Johansen
A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields
itch.io
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch
Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch
Black Friday 2025 by Kai Johansen
A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields
itch.io
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch
Uh, this year they’re giving the turkey a spot in the cabinet! Fuck too topical. Er, I heard this year the turkey was arrested for embezzlement, no wonder he lost all that weight, fuck too esoteric. You hear about the turkey this year, death by lethal brine injection! Fuck yes that’s the shit!
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Uh, this year they’re giving the turkey a spot in the cabinet! Fuck too topical. Er, I heard this year the turkey was arrested for embezzlement, no wonder he lost all that weight, fuck too esoteric. You hear about the turkey this year, death by lethal brine injection! Fuck yes that’s the shit!
No paper, no fans, no motion, life saved only by alcohol and the bull-headed desire to never have to be behind a cash register again in my life. When I die it will be the most preventable death of all time. Give me a modest 10,000 dollar advance for my next novel and let me live
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
No paper, no fans, no motion, life saved only by alcohol and the bull-headed desire to never have to be behind a cash register again in my life. When I die it will be the most preventable death of all time. Give me a modest 10,000 dollar advance for my next novel and let me live
Anything for my good friend, Yoru
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Anything for my good friend, Yoru
Hello my life is forfeit and I have nothing save for my excesses
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hello my life is forfeit and I have nothing save for my excesses
I’m in the Epstein emails but to be fair I was not invited to his island though I was very close to getting him as an angel investor in my 160 hour long nude tactical rpg titled Bodacious Odyssey
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m in the Epstein emails but to be fair I was not invited to his island though I was very close to getting him as an angel investor in my 160 hour long nude tactical rpg titled Bodacious Odyssey
I am getting drunk and I want to say that every time I look at the discover section of this site I am repulsed by how many of you are not communists let’s get it moving already people
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I am getting drunk and I want to say that every time I look at the discover section of this site I am repulsed by how many of you are not communists let’s get it moving already people
The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read?
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read?
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host
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On twitter: my maoist ultra assassins are on their way to assassinate all kkkrackers in the Big Crapple!
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
On twitter: my maoist ultra assassins are on their way to assassinate all kkkrackers in the Big Crapple!
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3
50% off your first purchase with a discount code? How can that be profitable for Helix Sleep?
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
50% off your first purchase with a discount code? How can that be profitable for Helix Sleep?
If I had a cat I would dance around my apartment with him singing the song Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon to him
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If I had a cat I would dance around my apartment with him singing the song Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon to him
I have no reach so there’s no real point in this but I put up my old novellas in a Halloween sale on here and they’re both good and incredibly cheap please buy them #itchio #halloweensale itch.io/s/165796/nov...
Novella Halloween Sale 2025 by Kai Johansen
A bundle by Kai Johansen, $5.98 for Lowlanders Vol. 1, The Lilac Fields
itch.io
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have no reach so there’s no real point in this but I put up my old novellas in a Halloween sale on here and they’re both good and incredibly cheap please buy them #itchio #halloweensale itch.io/s/165796/nov...