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Big Jay
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I'm here to post trash and you can't fucking stop me. If I accidentally stole something, I swear I didn't mean it.
I sure wish Jerry Seinfeld were real
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They should give crackheads radio stations.
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
JD Vance was apparently so ugly he caused Pope Francis to die.
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'd hate to live next to an airport right about now.
February 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Commenting under very obviously real or otherwise uninteresting photos saying "I'm tired of this AI crap"
January 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Smoking that Herbert Hoover dust devil pack
January 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Things not to leave in your car when it's cold out during the winter months:

1. A live hand grenade
January 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
".. JJ Abrams had an original thought once, when he was 12, and it scared him so badly he vowed never to do it again."

- u/whimsy_and_spite
January 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yellowbone national pork
December 21, 2024 at 7:53 AM
"I have no words..."

*Looks inside*

Words.
December 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Every time I see this dude's picture he looks more red.
December 12, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Why no big caesars
December 11, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Pro tip for all of the people who live in high crime areas where the police don't bother to show up:

Just tell them you saw somebody that looks kind of like the United healthcare CEO shooter and you'll probably get police trying to do their jobs in the area quicker.
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
You like Che Guevara for some silly political reason. I like him because he's a character in Baki the Grappler.

We are not the same. #TT
December 1, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I've filled my bathtub with thermite I call it the hot tub crime machine.
November 20, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I know what this world needs, another podcast.
September 16, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I can't believe they got such a hack writer for that.

That's right, I'm talking about the thing you enjoy. #tt
August 17, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I wanna crap in the nicest gas station bathroom in the world. Just so I can know what it's like.
August 15, 2024 at 1:55 PM
People like the creators of big mouth get to launder money everyday and I'm sitting here with jack shit
August 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Sources are saying Kamala Harris may in fact be black.
August 4, 2024 at 1:16 PM
#tt Weird fetish where one partner turns into a giant swimming pool and the other partner swims.
August 1, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Hideo Kojima character named
"Rank Pissman"
July 22, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Spit fire like a carolina gleeker
July 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Did you know? The actual reason why so much of the bag of chips is filled with air is so that by the time it gets to the store it has less chips in it for you to still pay full price for because fuck you.
July 19, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I'll have you know that during this very important election I'll be doing what matters most, taking pot shots at ancillary issues that most people don't give a shit about.
July 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM