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tauswitchblade.bsky.social
Tau Switchblade
@tauswitchblade.bsky.social
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Circa 1960, he/him, occasionally NSFW. Here for a good time, not for a long time!
Fursuits by MagpieBones & myself
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Do you ever just wake up in the morning and you're like no
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Cat / Darth Vader
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Therapist: How do we deal with someone who "hates" us for no reason? Me: Give them a reason. Therapist: NO.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Freddy Mercury: maaamaaaaaa uwu d-malorkas: Delete this
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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*pic of tired cat* Am I providing enough value to the shareholders?
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Every empire's fall begins with a peasant's hunger.
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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1973 Volvo 1800ES & 2001 Saab 95 Aero 1992 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Elite & 1997 Volvo V90
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm gaining weight.
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me: The internet used to come in through the phone. It made a terrible noise, like robots screaming. Grandchild: Hush grandpa take your pills.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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#FursuitFriday
White tiger fursuit with purple leather harness
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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ThemL How long ago did your OCD issues begin? Me: *image of twisted landline phone cord*
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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shots fired
FDA issues warning about black licorice: "It tastes like shit." -FDA
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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*pic of orange cat, crowned, at a party in their honor How dare you call me mentally unstable on the day of my cats quinceañera
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Sign 1: Electric vehicle recharging point only Sign 2: Do not use this EV charging point to re-animate homemade monsters
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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*pic of cat perched upon leaning cat tree* it's my goal to be this calm when things are falling apart
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Them: it's been forever since I've seen you! What have you been up to? Me: *pic of big cat next to signboard that says STAY HOME GET CHONKY*
September 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Printer screen: Jam Inside pull out the D This printer needs to calm tf down
September 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Sure, everything is fucked, but at least I have my health, which is also fucked.
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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All of my fitness goals are within reach. Unfortunately, so are the snacks.
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I don't know what this marshmallow is going through, but I feel it: *bag of marshmallows with graphic stating Put me on fire*
September 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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You can do it! At lease for a little while, until you get bored or see something shiny.
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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My brain is basically just an old computer: loud fan, random freezes, no updates.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Stray cat sneaks into zoo enclosure, finds another cat...
September 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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pic of cat hiding between filing folders: This filing bin comes with additional security measures.
September 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM