No one has ever cared about me as much as Random Salesperson #44

I don’t think this is what my English teacher meant when she taught us about subjective truth

In general, I’m strictly against capital punishment in all cases. But I’m just saying, maybe the world would be better without people who load the dishwasher wrong

I for one welcome Pluto, the other 4 recognized dwarf planets, and the potentially thousands of others as full fledged planets.