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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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me, 76 years old with dementia @ my hologram brain implants putting an AI button in my search bar projection for the 1000th time:
I will erase you, I will trepan myself with a crowbar to excise your poison, then I will hunt you down and you will beg for the release of death and it will not come.
I will erase you, I will trepan myself with a crowbar to excise your poison, then I will hunt you down and you will beg for the release of death and it will not come.
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
me, 76 years old with dementia @ my hologram brain implants putting an AI button in my search bar projection for the 1000th time:
I will erase you, I will trepan myself with a crowbar to excise your poison, then I will hunt you down and you will beg for the release of death and it will not come.
I will erase you, I will trepan myself with a crowbar to excise your poison, then I will hunt you down and you will beg for the release of death and it will not come.
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"Misdirection"
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"The key to a great escape is the fine art of misdirection. Throw the fuzz a calling card to keep 'em busy, then just when they think they have you with your pants down, you make a clean exit."
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"The key to a great escape is the fine art of misdirection. Throw the fuzz a calling card to keep 'em busy, then just when they think they have you with your pants down, you make a clean exit."
August 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Misdirection"
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"The key to a great escape is the fine art of misdirection. Throw the fuzz a calling card to keep 'em busy, then just when they think they have you with your pants down, you make a clean exit."
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"The key to a great escape is the fine art of misdirection. Throw the fuzz a calling card to keep 'em busy, then just when they think they have you with your pants down, you make a clean exit."
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90s anime beastmen just built different, ya know?
August 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
90s anime beastmen just built different, ya know?
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Sassy beak finding out why his captain has been walking funny ~ 🍆🐺
April 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sassy beak finding out why his captain has been walking funny ~ 🍆🐺
Fresh from the framers! Natural wood and museum quality glass 👌👌
December 31, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Fresh from the framers! Natural wood and museum quality glass 👌👌
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SF! In am in you. (Layoverrr) 🦇
December 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
SF! In am in you. (Layoverrr) 🦇
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Hot take: I'm so indescribably happy the whole curved edged display trend among smartphones has died out.
Clean flat slabs for life.
Clean flat slabs for life.
November 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Hot take: I'm so indescribably happy the whole curved edged display trend among smartphones has died out.
Clean flat slabs for life.
Clean flat slabs for life.
Decided to brood in style last night.
November 7, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Decided to brood in style last night.
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I can’t believe this gave me as much hope as it did
November 6, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I can’t believe this gave me as much hope as it did
Had a nostalgia bomb drive by the other day.
November 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Had a nostalgia bomb drive by the other day.
Fat cock Friday or something?
September 22, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Fat cock Friday or something?
I shouldn't have to be subjected to this unfiltered sexual energy while I'm trying to grocery shop. Smh
September 22, 2023 at 1:46 AM
I shouldn't have to be subjected to this unfiltered sexual energy while I'm trying to grocery shop. Smh
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Just saw....monks?...walk by my apt?? Like... Buddhist monks?...
I live in the Middle Of Nowhere USA.
I live in the Middle Of Nowhere USA.
September 20, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Just saw....monks?...walk by my apt?? Like... Buddhist monks?...
I live in the Middle Of Nowhere USA.
I live in the Middle Of Nowhere USA.
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e621.net/posts/4267394
CW: Consensual-non-consent (CNC)
After nearly 2 years of work on this animation, we've finally got the result! It's been an amazing process, and I've learned so much about the medium. Enjoy! (GIFs don't work on this site yet, so you'll have to enjoy the HD version on e621!)
CW: Consensual-non-consent (CNC)
After nearly 2 years of work on this animation, we've finally got the result! It's been an amazing process, and I've learned so much about the medium. Enjoy! (GIFs don't work on this site yet, so you'll have to enjoy the HD version on e621!)
September 3, 2023 at 3:58 PM
e621.net/posts/4267394
CW: Consensual-non-consent (CNC)
After nearly 2 years of work on this animation, we've finally got the result! It's been an amazing process, and I've learned so much about the medium. Enjoy! (GIFs don't work on this site yet, so you'll have to enjoy the HD version on e621!)
CW: Consensual-non-consent (CNC)
After nearly 2 years of work on this animation, we've finally got the result! It's been an amazing process, and I've learned so much about the medium. Enjoy! (GIFs don't work on this site yet, so you'll have to enjoy the HD version on e621!)
Heard some of y'all like furry Bois.
(I have some pretty bad body image issues, but thanks to a certain rat I'm trying to view myself a little more positively 🖤 enjoy)
(I have some pretty bad body image issues, but thanks to a certain rat I'm trying to view myself a little more positively 🖤 enjoy)
September 2, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Heard some of y'all like furry Bois.
(I have some pretty bad body image issues, but thanks to a certain rat I'm trying to view myself a little more positively 🖤 enjoy)
(I have some pretty bad body image issues, but thanks to a certain rat I'm trying to view myself a little more positively 🖤 enjoy)
Lil hike with the doggos today
August 30, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Lil hike with the doggos today
If you see this…DO IT!!! 💜
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10
Shoe Size: Men's 10 US
Weight: 185 lbs
Zodiac: Scorpio
Smoke: Nah
Tattoo: 1
Piercing: Nah
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Drink: WATER, or a Gold Rush
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10
Shoe Size: Men's 10 US
Weight: 185 lbs
Zodiac: Scorpio
Smoke: Nah
Tattoo: 1
Piercing: Nah
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Drink: WATER, or a Gold Rush
If you see this…DO IT!!! 💜
Pronouns: He/They
Height: 5'7"
Shoe Size: Men's 8 US, 41 EU
Weight: 165 lbs
Zodiac: Taurus
Smoke: Yes
Tattoo: 13 (and will be getting many many more)
Piercing: Ears and Septum
Favorite Color: Black, or Red
Favorite Drink: Jarritos, or Amaretto Sour
Pronouns: He/They
Height: 5'7"
Shoe Size: Men's 8 US, 41 EU
Weight: 165 lbs
Zodiac: Taurus
Smoke: Yes
Tattoo: 13 (and will be getting many many more)
Piercing: Ears and Septum
Favorite Color: Black, or Red
Favorite Drink: Jarritos, or Amaretto Sour
If you see this…DO IT!!! 💜
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 6'
Shoe Size: 11.5 us men's
Weight: 195 lbs
Zodiac: Capricorn ♑
Smoke: nope
Tattoo: none so far
Piercing: both ears
Favorite Color: teal or gold
Favorite Drink: monster or chanh muoi
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 6'
Shoe Size: 11.5 us men's
Weight: 195 lbs
Zodiac: Capricorn ♑
Smoke: nope
Tattoo: none so far
Piercing: both ears
Favorite Color: teal or gold
Favorite Drink: monster or chanh muoi
August 21, 2023 at 6:10 AM
If you see this…DO IT!!! 💜
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10
Shoe Size: Men's 10 US
Weight: 185 lbs
Zodiac: Scorpio
Smoke: Nah
Tattoo: 1
Piercing: Nah
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Drink: WATER, or a Gold Rush
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5'10
Shoe Size: Men's 10 US
Weight: 185 lbs
Zodiac: Scorpio
Smoke: Nah
Tattoo: 1
Piercing: Nah
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Drink: WATER, or a Gold Rush
I love these trends. Lock screen!
August 20, 2023 at 3:54 PM
I love these trends. Lock screen!