Losing my shit at my 2 year old calling a rock he found at the playground his "handy dandy"
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Losing my shit at my 2 year old calling a rock he found at the playground his "handy dandy"
Drunk driving discourse is the discourse I didn't know I needed
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Drunk driving discourse is the discourse I didn't know I needed
Typical conversation with my 2.5 year old:
Him: I want to wear socks
Me: Here, I already got you socks
Him: Why?
Him: I want to wear socks
Me: Here, I already got you socks
Him: Why?
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Typical conversation with my 2.5 year old:
Him: I want to wear socks
Me: Here, I already got you socks
Him: Why?
Him: I want to wear socks
Me: Here, I already got you socks
Him: Why?
My 2.5 year old's forays into grammar currently include asking "Can you pass me three ones"
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My 2.5 year old's forays into grammar currently include asking "Can you pass me three ones"
My only addition to the Twitter foreign dummy account thing is I really doubt Twitter under Musk has anything like the correct withholding tax procedures in place and an audit would be extremely fruitful.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My only addition to the Twitter foreign dummy account thing is I really doubt Twitter under Musk has anything like the correct withholding tax procedures in place and an audit would be extremely fruitful.
James Garfield with the hardest bars "I deprecate war but if I'm brought war the bringer will find me at home." Jfc
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
James Garfield with the hardest bars "I deprecate war but if I'm brought war the bringer will find me at home." Jfc
Back on my bullshit listening to bands called, like, vhs ghost and mage tears
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Back on my bullshit listening to bands called, like, vhs ghost and mage tears
Still chuckling on Sunday after my 2.5 year old capped off a Saturday where he was face-on-the-shower-door attached to me all day by looking me right in the eyes and asking "how was your day daddy"
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Still chuckling on Sunday after my 2.5 year old capped off a Saturday where he was face-on-the-shower-door attached to me all day by looking me right in the eyes and asking "how was your day daddy"
I usually let my dog go to town on a yogurt container when it's empty, but I recently bought one from Costco that is honest to god 5 pounds, so now whenever he sees it come out of the fridge he turns into captain ahab.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I usually let my dog go to town on a yogurt container when it's empty, but I recently bought one from Costco that is honest to god 5 pounds, so now whenever he sees it come out of the fridge he turns into captain ahab.
Shout-out to the lady in front of me at target buying one (1) potato and a bottle of astroglide.
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shout-out to the lady in front of me at target buying one (1) potato and a bottle of astroglide.
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"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
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October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
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My opponent is starting Marcus Mariota and I'm not favored this week. Hell is empty and the devils are here.
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My opponent is starting Marcus Mariota and I'm not favored this week. Hell is empty and the devils are here.
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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Day 412 of going on LinkedIn to look for my dream job (curating the "La French Touch" Spotify playlist)
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Day 412 of going on LinkedIn to look for my dream job (curating the "La French Touch" Spotify playlist)
Black Rabbit on Netflix - what if Uncut Gems except Jude Law does hate crimes against American accents
October 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Black Rabbit on Netflix - what if Uncut Gems except Jude Law does hate crimes against American accents
Person behind me in line at Costco checking out with nothing but 6 door dash gift cards, as god intended.
September 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Person behind me in line at Costco checking out with nothing but 6 door dash gift cards, as god intended.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
Every night I ask my 2.5 year old what he's gonna dream about and every night he says "Pink and purple cows" and I think it's very sad that I'll never know why he does that
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every night I ask my 2.5 year old what he's gonna dream about and every night he says "Pink and purple cows" and I think it's very sad that I'll never know why he does that
Gentrification is whimsical signage.
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Gentrification is whimsical signage.
Me: Hey bud can we cut your fingernails?
2.5 yr old: No, tomorrow
Me: Ok......wait, do you know what tomorrow means?
2.5 yr old: .... No........
2.5 yr old: No, tomorrow
Me: Ok......wait, do you know what tomorrow means?
2.5 yr old: .... No........
September 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Me: Hey bud can we cut your fingernails?
2.5 yr old: No, tomorrow
Me: Ok......wait, do you know what tomorrow means?
2.5 yr old: .... No........
2.5 yr old: No, tomorrow
Me: Ok......wait, do you know what tomorrow means?
2.5 yr old: .... No........
Raising a 2.5 year old means becoming deeply immersed in Thomas the Tank Engine lore and having conversations with your partner about whether Thomas really is "the cheeky one."
September 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Raising a 2.5 year old means becoming deeply immersed in Thomas the Tank Engine lore and having conversations with your partner about whether Thomas really is "the cheeky one."
Infants really can produce the most vile string of burbles, roils, and squelches, and then you check the diaper and there is like a teaspoon of poo.
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Infants really can produce the most vile string of burbles, roils, and squelches, and then you check the diaper and there is like a teaspoon of poo.
Few pleasures like hearing your toddler laughing and crashing around the house while playing hide and seek with grandma
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Few pleasures like hearing your toddler laughing and crashing around the house while playing hide and seek with grandma
My 2 year old has graduated from responding "I don't know" to all "why" questions to "Because I'm happy/mad/sad" and I gotta days that's more intellectually honest than the rationalizations offered by most adults.
August 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My 2 year old has graduated from responding "I don't know" to all "why" questions to "Because I'm happy/mad/sad" and I gotta days that's more intellectually honest than the rationalizations offered by most adults.
On bsky dot com at 2 am while my 2 month old breast feeds and it's just British people talking about incomprehensible political issues. Not good.
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
On bsky dot com at 2 am while my 2 month old breast feeds and it's just British people talking about incomprehensible political issues. Not good.