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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 9h

Last week my therapist told me no amount of plans can prevent bad things from happening to me and, I think that has to be wrong

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 10h

Happy OCD Awareness Month to the 148753 plans I have for if and when my car breaks down in any location I often drive to or might drive to under any circumstances at any time of the day, just in case

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve read it! Loved it.

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 1d

Both mine have inherited it 😭 my youngest is in double wide 😅

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 1d

I just don’t see a lot of people talking about the plight of a very specific marginalized community, and that would be the wide feet population

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 1d

The governor of *Kentucky* is more of an ally to trans people than this man

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 2d

“Life of a showgirl may not be the best album but it is catchy” well, so was tuberculosis babes

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 5d

Me, moments before spilling my coffee in my lap: “No I don’t need any napkins thanks”

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 5d

You had me at it was a mistake for white people

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 5d

shhhhhhhh

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 6d

on a real fresca kick lately

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 6d

Smh

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 7d

never in my life have I used the correct amount of spinach in a recipe

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 7d

feel free to substitute mortgage with any bill

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 7d

devastating when you pay your mortgage and the money actually leaves your account

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 8d

In Washington you can be a new man

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 8d

I’m so sorry this is reality! Thank you for serving South Carolina 💜 (and congrats on baby!!!!)

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 8d

a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !

ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !

media.tenor.com

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Adam Klasfeld @klasfeldreports.com · 8d

BREAKING

A federal judge that the Trump admin's policy targeting pro-Palestinian students for deportation violated the First Amendment.

His blistering, 161-page ruling starts with a threat he received in chambers and his response.

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 8d

What a very dark day among very dark days.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 8d

If you want some solace, and this may be copium, it does appear this shit bombed.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 8d

“To our enemies: FAFO”

(holds for applause that doesn’t come)

Cringey awkward moment as Hegseth summons all 🇺🇸 generals to hear him do a one-man show about how strong we are

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 8d

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 9d

Hearing him joke about it with Theo Vonn (saw a clip on TikTok) basically saying he took it because of how much money it was… did a real number on me

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 9d

I had automatic updates and it did it whilst I was sleeping. I feel so violated.

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🎃 Taylor S. Pumpkins 🎃 @taylorschu.bsky.social · 9d

Accidentally updated to iOS 26 and I’m being so brave about it

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