Noah Collins
@tazhii.bsky.social
PhD Candidate at Princeton University | Population geneticist and Indigenous Anthropologist | Full-time peripatetic
I would like random TVs in the airport to show where someone is coming from, where they’re going, and the X-ray of their bag.
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I would like random TVs in the airport to show where someone is coming from, where they’re going, and the X-ray of their bag.
Wait, Dr. Frankenstein was kind of an eco sustainable king
December 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Wait, Dr. Frankenstein was kind of an eco sustainable king
“Hey what tribe are you?”
“Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”
“Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”
December 17, 2024 at 8:38 PM
“Hey what tribe are you?”
“Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”
“Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”
Fiscally Toyotathon but socially Ford truck month
December 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Fiscally Toyotathon but socially Ford truck month
Start screenshotting your friends posts and texts in case they decide to eventually run for office
December 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Start screenshotting your friends posts and texts in case they decide to eventually run for office
Milk
Bread
Eggz
? Salmin?
Bread
Eggz
? Salmin?
December 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Milk
Bread
Eggz
? Salmin?
Bread
Eggz
? Salmin?
I use Bluesky like you normies use the notes app
December 15, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I use Bluesky like you normies use the notes app
The Standford Prison Experiment by Jackbox Games©️
December 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
The Standford Prison Experiment by Jackbox Games©️
My new “in this essay I will” is “in this experiment I have”
December 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
My new “in this essay I will” is “in this experiment I have”
Seeing which meme someone liked on Instagram reels is like finding out where one of your friends lives because you saw them walking into their house as you drove by
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Seeing which meme someone liked on Instagram reels is like finding out where one of your friends lives because you saw them walking into their house as you drove by
I am so wealthy, in fact, that I can consume a box of blueberries in one sitting and I only think about it for maybe 1-2 hours
December 6, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I am so wealthy, in fact, that I can consume a box of blueberries in one sitting and I only think about it for maybe 1-2 hours
I, for one, welcome our new media overlords.
November 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I, for one, welcome our new media overlords.