Protestors chant "meep, meep" while ICE somehow, inexplicably, falls off mesa in Arizona.

Protestors apologize to ICE, beg not to be thrown into briar patch.

We should start a video channel called "TUC tock." Kind of a combo of K-Pop demon hunters, the UCS atomic countdown clock, and Tom Lehrer.

Protestors apologize to ICE, offer them a giant wooden horse as tribute.

My TUC was about 1988-2009. The rest is like bad AI.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

"Retained consciousness"; TLDR: loss of blood pressure would cause loss of consciousness within at most 2-3 seconds.

Way to raise morale in the DOJ and US Attorney’s office. “You idiots won’t prosecute the Terror Moms? We’ll send some real lawyers!”

Are we sure he thinks “Gestapo” is a bad thing?

Slightly diminish a game.

Midlife

Exasperated prize committee states “Also, you cannot ‘peel the wrapper off and eat’ the medal. There is no chocolate in the prize. None of it is edible.”

😳 😳😳

Spammunition: little tiny cans of processed pork shoulder that fit most common bullet sizes. “I’m hungry! And threatened!! I need more spammo!”

Wait, we seized a Venezuelan tanker, which Trump assured us was basically ours now, like all assets of Venezuela. So we just hijacked our own ship?

First versions of the Bible were written before punctuation. Should have been three ”wise” men. Also “🙄🙄.” It was really a rough draft.

Political commentators are like cheap AI bots. Their purpose is not in any sense accuracy or prediction. It’s “please generate roughly grammatical noise that contains names of politicians and issues.” They are never “right” or “wrong” and they cannot see why anyone would care. It’s just slop.

We had to stop the break dancing craze and we did it.

It’s not just OK. It’s mandatory.