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Dumb takes from a dumb New England Patriots Fan — Aaron Dobson Truther
I did one… Pats Pass-Catchers Edition:
September 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I did one… Pats Pass-Catchers Edition:
Announcement: The Patriots should sign D.J. Chark. Veteran dude (only 28 years old somehow) who is Boutte+ and can make a real difference when healthy.
End of Announcement.
End of Announcement.
July 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Announcement: The Patriots should sign D.J. Chark. Veteran dude (only 28 years old somehow) who is Boutte+ and can make a real difference when healthy.
End of Announcement.
End of Announcement.
Not to get negative, and I know he’s an “institution,” but I really dislike the way Tom Curran covers the team. Everything comes from this venomous, self-serving, boomer-ass POV that gives his readers/listeners very little. This is such an interesting team. Fans deserve someone who is more curious.
June 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not to get negative, and I know he’s an “institution,” but I really dislike the way Tom Curran covers the team. Everything comes from this venomous, self-serving, boomer-ass POV that gives his readers/listeners very little. This is such an interesting team. Fans deserve someone who is more curious.
For me, Keion White is the most confusing player on the roster. By all accounts, he has the individual talent to be a monster but we’ve just seen no real production through 2 healthy seasons. I hope he unlocks this year.
June 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
For me, Keion White is the most confusing player on the roster. By all accounts, he has the individual talent to be a monster but we’ve just seen no real production through 2 healthy seasons. I hope he unlocks this year.
Everyone's hyping Efton Chism as this year's breakout but feels like we're getting ahead of ourselves. I think the Edelman track is more likely – he sneaks onto the roster, becomes the punt return guy, then slowly climbs. Keep an eye on him over the next few years, not this season.
June 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Everyone's hyping Efton Chism as this year's breakout but feels like we're getting ahead of ourselves. I think the Edelman track is more likely – he sneaks onto the roster, becomes the punt return guy, then slowly climbs. Keep an eye on him over the next few years, not this season.
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Goose, you’re a Nashville guy, right? Me and my brothers are flying in for Pats/Titans. Where should we stay/eat/drink?
Goose, you’re a Nashville guy, right? Me and my brothers are flying in for Pats/Titans. Where should we stay/eat/drink?
May 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@goosebass.bsky.social
Goose, you’re a Nashville guy, right? Me and my brothers are flying in for Pats/Titans. Where should we stay/eat/drink?
Goose, you’re a Nashville guy, right? Me and my brothers are flying in for Pats/Titans. Where should we stay/eat/drink?
I’m guessing I’m the only one who thinks this… but I feel like the pats should pay way too much and trade for Nico Collins.
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m guessing I’m the only one who thinks this… but I feel like the pats should pay way too much and trade for Nico Collins.
McDaniels is a wildly disappointing hire. Made by an owner who values loyalty and personal friendships over what’s best for the health of the team and fanbase… sounds like someone else I know…
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
McDaniels is a wildly disappointing hire. Made by an owner who values loyalty and personal friendships over what’s best for the health of the team and fanbase… sounds like someone else I know…
I’m genuinely curious why Mayo got the hook and Wolf gets to stay. I get that Mayo seemed underprepared and fine with his firing, but what Wolf did in the off-season, especially on OL, feels like it was just as (if not more) responsible for a lot of Pats losses this year. Thoughts?
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m genuinely curious why Mayo got the hook and Wolf gets to stay. I get that Mayo seemed underprepared and fine with his firing, but what Wolf did in the off-season, especially on OL, feels like it was just as (if not more) responsible for a lot of Pats losses this year. Thoughts?
We should’ve known when Mayo spilled that orange juice in training camp…
January 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We should’ve known when Mayo spilled that orange juice in training camp…
Let’s hope this is more of a Lovie Smith-type one-and-done, and not a Jim Tomsula-type one-and-done…
January 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Let’s hope this is more of a Lovie Smith-type one-and-done, and not a Jim Tomsula-type one-and-done…
Obviously, as a fan you want to see your team win. But this season was strange, interesting and pretty damn entertaining at times. But now that it’s over, it’s time to start getting better.
January 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Obviously, as a fan you want to see your team win. But this season was strange, interesting and pretty damn entertaining at times. But now that it’s over, it’s time to start getting better.
Mayo played his 3rd string qb and played mostly backups on defense. You can’t ask the players to throw the game and you can’t blame Mayo for losing the 1st pick. He did all he could.
January 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mayo played his 3rd string qb and played mostly backups on defense. You can’t ask the players to throw the game and you can’t blame Mayo for losing the 1st pick. He did all he could.
The Boston sports media is quick to hold up Mayo changing his mind throughout the week (i.e. Drake’s status in the final game) as a reason for him to be fired… Why is he not allowed to change his mind? Why does that make him a bad coach? It feels like your problem, not his.
January 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Boston sports media is quick to hold up Mayo changing his mind throughout the week (i.e. Drake’s status in the final game) as a reason for him to be fired… Why is he not allowed to change his mind? Why does that make him a bad coach? It feels like your problem, not his.
I couldn’t be enjoying the Ross Tucker experience less right now. Hard pass.
December 28, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I couldn’t be enjoying the Ross Tucker experience less right now. Hard pass.
That’s the last time we’ll see Drake Maye in an NFL game until next September… I might cry.
December 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
That’s the last time we’ll see Drake Maye in an NFL game until next September… I might cry.
Drake Maye has been getting the Cam Newton treatment by the refs this year. Gotta call those helmet to helmet hits.
December 28, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Drake Maye has been getting the Cam Newton treatment by the refs this year. Gotta call those helmet to helmet hits.
Vibes are all pointing to Mayo, Wolfe and (maybe) AVP being back next year. I don’t know how much can be learned from the final two games, but seeing how Mayo/Covington scheme up the run d with the talent they have will be interesting. Hoping they can show us SOMETHING.
December 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Vibes are all pointing to Mayo, Wolfe and (maybe) AVP being back next year. I don’t know how much can be learned from the final two games, but seeing how Mayo/Covington scheme up the run d with the talent they have will be interesting. Hoping they can show us SOMETHING.
Love the fake punt. It’s officially fuck it mode time. They shouldn’t punt again for the rest of the season.
December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Love the fake punt. It’s officially fuck it mode time. They shouldn’t punt again for the rest of the season.
I’m not convinced that the Patriots are a bad run defense as much as they are just bad at tackling. The most noticeable step back as a result of BB leaving, in my opinion.
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I’m not convinced that the Patriots are a bad run defense as much as they are just bad at tackling. The most noticeable step back as a result of BB leaving, in my opinion.
I truly hate being this guy. But officiating has been pretty brutal against the pats all year (I know, I know!). I legit feel like they beat Houston if not for two terrible calls against the pats on 3rd down and this RTP call was a lame call in a huge spot. It’s probably for the best but still.
December 15, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I truly hate being this guy. But officiating has been pretty brutal against the pats all year (I know, I know!). I legit feel like they beat Houston if not for two terrible calls against the pats on 3rd down and this RTP call was a lame call in a huge spot. It’s probably for the best but still.
Love this for BB. It never really made sense for him to start over in the NFL on a shitty team… This is a new challenge where stakes are lower and he can unleash hyper-avant-garde schemes on the ACC. Sounds way more fun than bi-weekly meetings with Shad Khan.
December 12, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Love this for BB. It never really made sense for him to start over in the NFL on a shitty team… This is a new challenge where stakes are lower and he can unleash hyper-avant-garde schemes on the ACC. Sounds way more fun than bi-weekly meetings with Shad Khan.
It’s Tuesday, so here’s a song I love:
Recommended listening beverage: any kind of pet-nat
youtu.be/DbdAVoIJzIk?...
Recommended listening beverage: any kind of pet-nat
youtu.be/DbdAVoIJzIk?...
Joanna Newsom - Soft as Chalk Live HD
YouTube video by Liliana G. Coimbra
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December 3, 2024 at 2:18 PM
It’s Tuesday, so here’s a song I love:
Recommended listening beverage: any kind of pet-nat
youtu.be/DbdAVoIJzIk?...
Recommended listening beverage: any kind of pet-nat
youtu.be/DbdAVoIJzIk?...
There are good Patriots losses and bad Patriots losses. This was a good Patriots loss.
December 1, 2024 at 9:43 PM
There are good Patriots losses and bad Patriots losses. This was a good Patriots loss.
Holy shit. Can the Boston media stop pretending like this season was ever about winning. We have a young, very talented qb who has shown a ton of growth in a very short amount of time. Mission accomplished. Time to stack picks and start building. Stop acting like the house is on fire when it’s not.
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Holy shit. Can the Boston media stop pretending like this season was ever about winning. We have a young, very talented qb who has shown a ton of growth in a very short amount of time. Mission accomplished. Time to stack picks and start building. Stop acting like the house is on fire when it’s not.