Travis B
@tbone009.bsky.social
Just a simple caveman who loves Spider basketball and fears stripping Phillips screws.
Opinions are my own except for the ones the aliens implanted.
Opinions are my own except for the ones the aliens implanted.
The 50-year mortgage sounds curiously similar to rent but you also get to pay for all the maintenance and utilities.
No thanks.
No thanks.
Scott Turner: "More research needs to be done on a 50 year mortgage and the other ideas that are being put forth ... the 50 year mortgage and other ideas that have been circulated to the public are being discussed, are on the table."
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The 50-year mortgage sounds curiously similar to rent but you also get to pay for all the maintenance and utilities.
No thanks.
No thanks.
Loeffler is the Grinch of US economics. Her brain is 3X too small.
Kelly Loeffler: "I don't think small business owners have ever been so excited to pay their taxes thanks to President Trump."
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Loeffler is the Grinch of US economics. Her brain is 3X too small.
Maybe Trumps handlers could take him out to the forest and tell him there’s a bunch of hamberders in there, sorta like the Japanese did back in the old days. Probably wouldn’t make it back.
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Maybe Trumps handlers could take him out to the forest and tell him there’s a bunch of hamberders in there, sorta like the Japanese did back in the old days. Probably wouldn’t make it back.
I’d hate to be the company that insured Nakatomi Plaza.
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’d hate to be the company that insured Nakatomi Plaza.
So they want me to believe that our radar defeat capabilities are befuzzled by what amount to gigantic twisty things?
Un, ok.
Un, ok.
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So they want me to believe that our radar defeat capabilities are befuzzled by what amount to gigantic twisty things?
Un, ok.
Un, ok.
Phillip rivers was never the fastest QB in his heyday. He’s perhaps a bit slower now.
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Phillip rivers was never the fastest QB in his heyday. He’s perhaps a bit slower now.
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Thank you Mr. Mortimer. Maybe I’ll go to the movies, by myself.”
Trump: "$1,176 was easy to come up with because we were actually at $1,175. I said, 'Wow. I think we can afford one more dollar.'"
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Thank you Mr. Mortimer. Maybe I’ll go to the movies, by myself.”
So basically they’re a bunch of cowards. Got it.
GOP Rep. Fitzpatrick: "I can tell you my colleagues from very conservative districts have quietly been coming up to me on the floor saying, 'Thank you for what you're doing. We want leadership to head in this direction.' They feel politically they can't do it. People you would be shocked."
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So basically they’re a bunch of cowards. Got it.
My 88yo dad is a lifelong handkerchief user. Blows his nose in that sucker multiple times a day.
That’s a lot of boogers and snot to keep in your pocket when you think about it.
That’s a lot of boogers and snot to keep in your pocket when you think about it.
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My 88yo dad is a lifelong handkerchief user. Blows his nose in that sucker multiple times a day.
That’s a lot of boogers and snot to keep in your pocket when you think about it.
That’s a lot of boogers and snot to keep in your pocket when you think about it.
Good. GTFO.
BREAKING MS NOW:
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good. GTFO.
Comedy gold. Rob Reiner with what is certainly one of the top 10 or 11 funniest movie moments of all time.
RIP
RIP
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Comedy gold. Rob Reiner with what is certainly one of the top 10 or 11 funniest movie moments of all time.
RIP
RIP
Well I guess he’s solved the Caribbean overfishing problem.
Trump: "You don't even see fishing boats on water. You want to go fishing in that area? Anybody want to go fishing in that area?"
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well I guess he’s solved the Caribbean overfishing problem.
Let’s be honest, Trump has been thin-skinned his whole life.
Krauss: That doesn’t look suspicious to me at all, having worked with a lot of A-list talent who are out there shaking a lot of hands. I mean, the guy is an elderly man. Your skin gets thinner as you get older.
December 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let’s be honest, Trump has been thin-skinned his whole life.
Well yeah, cuz George Washington has been dead for a couple centuries.
Rep. Ryan Zinke on Democrats reminding troops that they're obligated to disobey unlawful orders: "It is sedition ... if those congressmen were in George Washington's army, they would've been hung. There's no doubt in my mind. But unfortunately, they're not in his army."
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well yeah, cuz George Washington has been dead for a couple centuries.
So, we’re seizing Venezuelan oil tankers now? Kind of like Somali pirates?
The much besmirched Somali immigrants in Minnesota are far more law abiding than ol’ Cheetohead.
The much besmirched Somali immigrants in Minnesota are far more law abiding than ol’ Cheetohead.
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
So, we’re seizing Venezuelan oil tankers now? Kind of like Somali pirates?
The much besmirched Somali immigrants in Minnesota are far more law abiding than ol’ Cheetohead.
The much besmirched Somali immigrants in Minnesota are far more law abiding than ol’ Cheetohead.
I’m trying to follow the money back to whatever Idaho-based exercise equipment manufacturer he just got stock options in.
Sean Duffy: "As people travel through our skies, we want to have the most enjoyable experience for them. Someone might want to come through and do a couple pull ups."
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m trying to follow the money back to whatever Idaho-based exercise equipment manufacturer he just got stock options in.
These fools really don’t even understand what they’re fighting against.
Ashley Moody: "It's a temporary fix while we actually dig in & explore how we can address healthcare for the American people...the Republican plan is we thought a lot about this, we put pen to paper, & this is our best scenario right now to propose a fraud-free actually affordable healthcare plan."
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
These fools really don’t even understand what they’re fighting against.
Who is saying that?
Trump: "Already they are saying better than Lincoln, better than Washington, better than everybody. The best 10 months ever in the history of the presidency."
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Who is saying that?
“People said…”
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“People said…”
I recommend we divert all of this stupid ICE spending and budget it towards defeating norovirus.
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I recommend we divert all of this stupid ICE spending and budget it towards defeating norovirus.
These people are colossally stupid.
What was this event even about? I heard crazy voice talking about a mother’s breast and then pitting out during half a pull-up and you’ve got Duffy saying this. Was it about breast-feeding and working out in airports?
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
These people are colossally stupid.
13 strikes and you’re out.
In the Pentagon watchdog's own words: Pete Hegseth "sent nonpublic DoD information identifying the quantity and strike times of manned U.S. aircraft over hostile territory over an unapproved, unsecure network."
A fireable offense for anyone else.
A fireable offense for anyone else.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
13 strikes and you’re out.
Most UnKnowing SotH ever.
His feigned ignorance is disturbing. He definitely needs to be removed.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Most UnKnowing SotH ever.
Do these people discuss anything of substance at their Cabinet meetings? Or is it just a big ol’ circle jerk???
The president is falling asleep durring a White House cabinet meeting with each member praising him for his resilience. What are we doing America? This is so embarrassing.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Do these people discuss anything of substance at their Cabinet meetings? Or is it just a big ol’ circle jerk???