States are passing increasingly tyrannical laws intentionally written to be vague so they can label anyone who does not agree with them a criminal and deport them. Remember the most infamous concentration camp was not in Germany but in fact in Poland. Think about it.

Old slide presentations with cassettes or records that played the audio for the presentation. Ya know the ones that would play a beep or tone to indicate when to move to the next slide. Like the ones they used when I ... (checks Green's age) ... when WE were in school.

Ironically the vaccine for stupid is no vaccines plus a dash of natural selection.

Three six nine damn she fine
Hopin' she can sock it to me one mo' time
Low get low (get low)
Get low (get low), get low (get low)
Come on!
To the window (give dem di dance now)
To the wall (to the wall) (buss di dance now)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls!)
All these bitches crawl (crawl)

How am I feeling!? Pretty gosh darn good but... I gotta wonder what dis gonna look like with a 2-loss Ohio State, a 1-loss Oregon, and an undefeated INDIANA UNIVERSITY!!?? #HOOHOOHOOSIER!!!

#IDontWantToOverreactBUT I was born on January 24th 1986. The Chicago Bears celebrated my birth by winning the Super Bowl. Since then, they have made me wish I was never born. #thechicagobearsstink