T.C. Gnome
@tcgnome.bsky.social
Left-leaning Big Island of Hawai'i resident. Creator of sarcastic retorts and finally mature enough to not post most of them.
Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
"Chip Roy's office is just down the hall, to the right."
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Chip Roy's office is just down the hall, to the right."
"Well, I certainly don't need anymore Yamok sauce. OR self-sealing stem bolts."
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Well, I certainly don't need anymore Yamok sauce. OR self-sealing stem bolts."
What if you suggested throwing a sausage patty onto the ice instead?
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What if you suggested throwing a sausage patty onto the ice instead?
"So, are you ready to buy yet?"
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"So, are you ready to buy yet?"
Ooh- Can you play The Beach Boys' 409? It's a Fantastik song!
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ooh- Can you play The Beach Boys' 409? It's a Fantastik song!
@miloandme.bsky.social Listening to Bread; thinking of you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@miloandme.bsky.social Listening to Bread; thinking of you.
@dc2go.bsky.social That's not an elf- it's Jeff Sessions!
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@dc2go.bsky.social That's not an elf- it's Jeff Sessions!
@dc2go.bsky.social RE: Zohran Mamdani
I remember when the most-mispronounced politician was Ross pee-rot when he ran for President as an independent.
I remember when the most-mispronounced politician was Ross pee-rot when he ran for President as an independent.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@dc2go.bsky.social RE: Zohran Mamdani
I remember when the most-mispronounced politician was Ross pee-rot when he ran for President as an independent.
I remember when the most-mispronounced politician was Ross pee-rot when he ran for President as an independent.
"Would you please tell the court how the defendant worried you?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"Would you please tell the court how the defendant worried you?"
🎶Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ, commencing countdown hut, hut, hike🎶
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🎶Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ, commencing countdown hut, hut, hike🎶
I'm off to get my very first tattoo! 😜
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm off to get my very first tattoo! 😜
@ltuhura.bsky.social This is my fault, isn't it?
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@ltuhura.bsky.social This is my fault, isn't it?
Hey @ltuhura.bsky.social -Someone I've discovered here on BlueSky that you might enjoy is @glennyrodge.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hey @ltuhura.bsky.social -Someone I've discovered here on BlueSky that you might enjoy is @glennyrodge.bsky.social
Wonderful! I'm glad you are keeping well.
As for not enough hours in the day, I have a solution:
As for not enough hours in the day, I have a solution:
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wonderful! I'm glad you are keeping well.
As for not enough hours in the day, I have a solution:
As for not enough hours in the day, I have a solution:
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
CLINTON: As long as it's not Whitewater...
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
CLINTON: As long as it's not Whitewater...
Today's five random factoids that @dc2go.bsky.social will read on today's broadcast have been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Ed McMahon's porch for the past two months.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today's five random factoids that @dc2go.bsky.social will read on today's broadcast have been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Ed McMahon's porch for the past two months.
"Who is this Bryan Adams Proops? I've never heard of him. Oh, you said "poops"? Well, I've never heard of him either!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Who is this Bryan Adams Proops? I've never heard of him. Oh, you said "poops"? Well, I've never heard of him either!"
Couldn't find a picture of somebody who jumped in a radio, but here's a kid who jumped into a TV:
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Couldn't find a picture of somebody who jumped in a radio, but here's a kid who jumped into a TV: