Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
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TRENT CRIMM. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
☆ Ted Lasso ☆
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☆ vanilla vodka hater
☆ semi-selective [ ships with ted / chem ]
☆ crossovers welcomed
☆ descriptive / lit
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☆ Ted Lasso ☆
☆ resident queer ex-journalist turned author
☆ vanilla vodka hater
☆ semi-selective [ ships with ted / chem ]
☆ crossovers welcomed
☆ descriptive / lit
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#tedlasso | #tedlassorp
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Trent’s eyebrows shoot up to practically his hairline.
“My wingman?” Trent asks, blinking at Ted. “This more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.”
“My wingman?” Trent asks, blinking at Ted. “This more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.”
"Well then, we--"
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
There's a quick shake of the head from Beard before Ted switches gears mid sentence.
"--I will be yer wingman. Top Gun, definitely a favorite."
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trent’s eyebrows shoot up to practically his hairline.
“My wingman?” Trent asks, blinking at Ted. “This more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.”
“My wingman?” Trent asks, blinking at Ted. “This more sounds like you want to get me laid for my birthday.”
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
"Whaat? An early night?"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
He shoots a sly little glance at Coach Beard before a quick shake of his head.
"No, I can't believe that. You gotta live it up, Trent!"
There’s a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesn’t notice it.
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Trent misses the look between Coach and Coach.
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
“Yes, an early night. I’m not in my twenties any longer, Coach Lasso,” Trent says. “I have no intention of ‘living it up’ by myself.”
There’s a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesn’t notice it.
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
Ted continues to smile as he leans forward in his chair.
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
"And what sorta plans did the birthday guy have, huh? Something fun I hope!"
“Oh please, Ted. I don’t think I even looked 25 when I was that age. You’re being far too kind.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There’s a tiny, tiny hint of a blush on his cheeks. Hopefully Ted doesn’t notice it.
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
“Not much, honestly. My ex-wife has our little one for the night. So.. probably just a drink at the crown then an early night.”
“Oh please, Ted. I don’t think I even looked 25 when I was that age. You’re being far too kind.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
"Now I know yer yankin' my chain. Cuz I gotta tell ya, Trent, ya don't look a day over 25."
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
Ted offers up that mustachioed smile.
"Happy birthday to you!"
This is what 50 looks like.
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Oh please, Ted. I don’t think I even looked 25 when I was that age. You’re being far too kind.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
A shake of his head but a small smile all the same.
“But thank you.”
This is what 50 looks like.
September 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is what 50 looks like.
Yes, really.
*a pause*
What… what would a programme about the snack look like..?
*a pause*
What… what would a programme about the snack look like..?
Ahh, man. Really??
What a shame.
What a shame.
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
March 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yes, really.
*a pause*
What… what would a programme about the snack look like..?
*a pause*
What… what would a programme about the snack look like..?
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
I never knew they made a show about a fave ballpark snack. Makes ya wonder what other kinda things they'll make shows about.
*a slow blink, then he’s perching on the corner of Ted’s desk*
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
March 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
*another head tilt*
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
Ted, you know the programme has absolutely nothing to do with a snack, right?
*a slow blink, then he’s perching on the corner of Ted’s desk*
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
Oh well, now that sounds like a can of worms that I'd be interested in opening.
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
*Ted motioned to his desk, grinning*
I’m going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
March 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
*a slow blink, then he’s perching on the corner of Ted’s desk*
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
I can assure you it’s not that interesting of a can.
I’m going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
Guess I'm still chock full of surprises. Like a Cracker Jack box that's got not one, but two prizes.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
Though it's always sad when ya get no prize.
I didn’t take you for a Metallica fan.
March 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m going to assume this is some American confection and not the telly programme from the 80s.
I didn’t take you for a Metallica fan.
Bang that head that doesn't bang. So says Mr. Clifford Burton.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I didn’t take you for a Metallica fan.
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
Alright alright, not my best work, I know. But I got a reaction outta ya!
That was *horrible*!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
March 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If banging my head on my desk is a reaction then yes, you certainly did get one out of me.
That was *horrible*!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
Oh c'mon now, we have fun 'round here!
Well they —
…
Ted.
…
Ted.
March 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That was *horrible*!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
We’re talking worse than your usual!
Well they —
…
Ted.
…
Ted.
Well, I hope you made those deadlines---alive again.
*Cue a big grin*
*Cue a big grin*
Unfortunately not. Deadlines don’t understand the word “weekend”.
March 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Well they —
…
Ted.
…
Ted.
Unfortunately not. Deadlines don’t understand the word “weekend”.
Hope ya got some time to rest over the weekend, Trent!
Always working on a Sunday.
March 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Unfortunately not. Deadlines don’t understand the word “weekend”.
Always working on a Sunday.
March 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Always working on a Sunday.
TRENT CRIMM. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
☆ Ted Lasso ☆
☆ resident queer ex-journalist turned author
☆ vanilla vodka hater
☆ semi-selective [ ships with ted / chem ]
☆ crossovers welcomed
☆ descriptive / lit
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#tedlasso | #tedlassorp
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☆ Ted Lasso ☆
☆ resident queer ex-journalist turned author
☆ vanilla vodka hater
☆ semi-selective [ ships with ted / chem ]
☆ crossovers welcomed
☆ descriptive / lit
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#tedlasso | #tedlassorp
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March 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
TRENT CRIMM. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.
☆ Ted Lasso ☆
☆ resident queer ex-journalist turned author
☆ vanilla vodka hater
☆ semi-selective [ ships with ted / chem ]
☆ crossovers welcomed
☆ descriptive / lit
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#tedlasso | #tedlassorp
↻ & ♡
☆ Ted Lasso ☆
☆ resident queer ex-journalist turned author
☆ vanilla vodka hater
☆ semi-selective [ ships with ted / chem ]
☆ crossovers welcomed
☆ descriptive / lit
☆ 21+ writer | smut in DMs | possibly NSFW content
#tedlasso | #tedlassorp
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