Timmy Boy
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Built in Indianapolis, permits still pending. Theme park/resort tech designer. Hoosier Football/Pacers/Colts nonsense. (sorry) Waiting for Mechagodzilla in the Cell Phone Lot of MCO. Human after y’all.
He/him/Tim
He/him/Tim
It is “throw stuff across the room o’clock” over here, go birbs
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It is “throw stuff across the room o’clock” over here, go birbs
Like gotdam old man. Where in the fresh hell did you find a dipped beef in the Indianapolis suburbs at midnight? You got some Gyro shop that just opens on call for you?
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Like gotdam old man. Where in the fresh hell did you find a dipped beef in the Indianapolis suburbs at midnight? You got some Gyro shop that just opens on call for you?
Jokey-jokes aside, dad watches more Bears games these days cause he misses his high school buddies that died of heart attacks in the aughts. Like, a lot of them. In their 50s.
And he’s already had a quadruple-bypass. But then if they win he’s somehow chowing down on a dipped beef at midnight.
And he’s already had a quadruple-bypass. But then if they win he’s somehow chowing down on a dipped beef at midnight.
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Jokey-jokes aside, dad watches more Bears games these days cause he misses his high school buddies that died of heart attacks in the aughts. Like, a lot of them. In their 50s.
And he’s already had a quadruple-bypass. But then if they win he’s somehow chowing down on a dipped beef at midnight.
And he’s already had a quadruple-bypass. But then if they win he’s somehow chowing down on a dipped beef at midnight.
SUDDERN ILLINOY UNIVERSUTTY’S OWN
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
SUDDERN ILLINOY UNIVERSUTTY’S OWN
Somewhere in heaven Jimmy Irsay and Uncle Don are running realtime bets on the end of this game. St. Malachy is running lookout.
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Somewhere in heaven Jimmy Irsay and Uncle Don are running realtime bets on the end of this game. St. Malachy is running lookout.
Da Bears don’t play like dat no more, but now’s we got a Cook County Pope so dey do it for da Lordt
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Da Bears don’t play like dat no more, but now’s we got a Cook County Pope so dey do it for da Lordt
(Extremely Chicago Uncle voice) cause da real bear is da one intside a yous
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
(Extremely Chicago Uncle voice) cause da real bear is da one intside a yous
This was how both of my uncles pronounced it, so I felt it worked . They also pronounced the nonexistent T on the end of Lord
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This was how both of my uncles pronounced it, so I felt it worked . They also pronounced the nonexistent T on the end of Lord
Things my uncle would probably blame this performance on:
Blue pants
The helmet protectors
Chicago Parks Department
The gotdam McCaskeys
Dave Wannstedt
My Dad
Ford Motor Company
People who think drinking “tenement piss” (malört) is cool
Richie Daley
Polish folks, probably
Blue pants
The helmet protectors
Chicago Parks Department
The gotdam McCaskeys
Dave Wannstedt
My Dad
Ford Motor Company
People who think drinking “tenement piss” (malört) is cool
Richie Daley
Polish folks, probably
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Things my uncle would probably blame this performance on:
Blue pants
The helmet protectors
Chicago Parks Department
The gotdam McCaskeys
Dave Wannstedt
My Dad
Ford Motor Company
People who think drinking “tenement piss” (malört) is cool
Richie Daley
Polish folks, probably
Blue pants
The helmet protectors
Chicago Parks Department
The gotdam McCaskeys
Dave Wannstedt
My Dad
Ford Motor Company
People who think drinking “tenement piss” (malört) is cool
Richie Daley
Polish folks, probably