Both have some screws loose

Larry - He showed how a kid from farm country could take flight, even if he didn’t have wings.

Sorry. That was awkward.

Lots of reasons for a loss, but if you’re the Vikings, why do you not blast that final kickoff beyond the back of the end zone? Why give the Bears a chance for that big kickoff return?

I was in a band called Splurgeworthy Lipbalm.

Thank you to our brave servicemen and women who put their lives on the line so we could yell at billionaires to pay more to millionaires.

Glove is patient, glove is kind…

Clearly a very stable genius

Also, birthday parties will be reserved for one old man with two tiny hands. Sorry, kiddos!

"Yes, I am selling my house, but I'd like to continue sleeping in the main bedroom after you buy it."

Seems like a good addition! Can you let us know if he played college ball anywhere specific?

I’ve got a bunch of Rates & Barrels podcasts to catch up on now that football season is complete. Thanks for the insights and entertainment on my past and future dog walks!